Do fish puns count?

Pythi4.

I refuse to be 4sh4med of th4t 4nswer! >>:P

Delciese Jeistige, t4ctici4n of the Hipp4rchi4n revolution. She h4s been the model for my milit4ry 4nd logistic4l studies for 4s long 4s I've known her n4me.

Which, s4dly, h4s only been 4bout two sweeps. Prior to th4t point, it would h4ve been the Condesce ---- I'm re4lly not quite sure wh4t it s4ys 4bout me, th4t my e4rly inspir4tion w4s the person whom I would h4ve h4d to oppose 4nd eventu4lly kill. But even b4ck then, I knew I w4nted to le4rn her t4ctics, but not her 4ttitudes ---- 4 loy4lty born of fe4r will l4st only so long 4s those loy4l 4re sc4red, while the loy4lty of sh4red ide4ls is enduring. I w4s st4rstruck, not stupid.

No, but it sounds like quite 4n interesting experience. Perh4ps one d4y when 4ll of this is over, I'll find out for myself.

Oh my goodness, yes. B4rring the c4t4clysm of our entry (th4t one's 4 bit too obvious, don't you think?), the se4 is 4ctu4lly 4 f4irly d4ngerous pl4ce, even without 4ny other trolls 4round to m4ke it more so. More th4n once I h4d to hide on the lower floors when storms c4me, since lightning tr4vels 4cross 4nd ne4r the surf4ce, 4nd while I do on occ4sion enjoy e4ting fried fish, I do not relish the thought of becoming it. Not to mention the d4ngers of rough se4s, 4nd the effect hurric4nes h4ve on them ---- it's no wonder 4qu4tic trolls 4d4pted to be such strong swimmers. The se4 c4n be incredibly d4ngerous, despite its be4uty.

I will freely 4dmit I once hid underne4th my lusus.

4ll the subjects. 4ll of them.

No, seriously. I 4m 4 vor4cious student. There is very little th4t doesn't sound interesting to me, 4fter I've re4d 4 bit 4bout it, 4nd le4rning new things is 4lw4ys fun.

The better question would be "w4s there 4 g4me you DIDN'T pl4y". Of course, I suppose there prob4bly w4s, but cert4inly not for l4ck of w4nt ---- there's just only so m4ny hours in 4 night, you know.

4nd it w4s sort of lonely out there in the middle of nowhere. Th4t's why computers exist.

I.... 4ctu4lly don't know? There's nothing underw4ter to m4ke one sneeze, so....

4 wh4t?

It looks delicious though. Why h4ve I never encountered this before?

Quite 4 bit. I'm even f4irly decent 4t it, if I do s4y so myself.

I think I know someone who might 4gree with me. >>:3

Ooh! ....hm. I think I'd like 4ny gift, re4lly. I love surprises, 4nd it's the thought, more th4n 4nything else, th4t's 4ctu4lly import4nt.

Oh, I've got it! The best present would be something I don't h4ve 4 pile for yet. New c4tegories me4ns things I h4ven't thought of yet, 4nd th4t's 4lw4ys exciting, le4rning 4bout new things.

I.... don't know, 4ctu4lly! I've never h4d 4ny.

Never h4ve, though I did often need my sh4ded goggles to block the light, especi4lly 4bove w4ter. It's not so much 4 problem 4nymore, of course.

You know, if my life were 4 story, I'd c4ll th4t 4 suspiciously specific deni4l. >>:P

Fortun4tely, even if it were, I'm cle4rly too 4wesome to be 4nything but the m4in ch4r4cter, which me4ns I've got contr4ctu4l immort4lity.

But th4t's just silly. No more dying here.

Oh I'd much r4ther cook. I just know my own t4stes best, no offense to 4nyone.

Society. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_I1_QeaQAA


Th4t w4s 4 joke. Though I'm sure there 4re plenty who would 4ttribute sentiments like those to me.

M4ybe 4ll the v4rious trinkets I've 4ccumul4ted th4t 4re just sitting 4round my hive? Though th4t would require convincing myself to p4rt with them first.

Play

....Wow, y'know, in thinking 4bout it, I've never 4ctu4lly tried before!

Lemme go do th4t.

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Th4t is W4Y h4rder th4n it looks. How the heck do you l4nd people do it? I me4n, I could che4t by flying, 4nd I sort of got the h4ng of it 4fter 4 few tries, but....

4ll of 'em! Th4t w4y you're never bored.

I'm p4rti4l to RPGs though.

You know, I never thought I'd be so shy 4bout public displ4ys of 4ffection.

....I love you too.

Unfortun4tely, cookies don't keep very well underw4ter, so I've only h4d 4 few. Given the few I h4d, though, I'd prob4bly like 4ny kind!