Almagest. Just to piss off the landlord. Maybe place a burning bag of dogshit on his doorstep.

If you don't feel exhausted afterwards you didn't give it your all.

If you didn't give it your best shot you don't deserve it.

The world of porn. Not for the sex or naked people but for the harebrained shit that happens there. Like some chick ordering a pizza then undressing and masturbating till it arrives or whatever. I'd laugh myself silly.

Oh God Fuck

Preferably yelled out loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear.

Means a job well done.

Sanetoria.

Nah, not really. A name is just a name, no matter how wrong. Which is why finding their own label for shit is relevant to them. Seizing their own name is a gesture of emancipation and empowerment. Also see, Freedom Fries.

Ones where I can lay out a solid educated opinion.

Ones that call for a song in the reply.

Me. But I don't get enough interesting questions and I fail at having enough time to really pursue them.

Depends on how drunk I am.

Most likely too far. Has to happen one of those days.

What do you do that gets me going?

You bastards. How can you make me choose?

Does Delia count?

Don't know. Don't care.

A city? Naaah,

Freedom is getting to pick your chains.

Freedom's just another word for 'nothing left to lose'.

The best form of actual government.

If the right person is at the top. An Alexander the Great, a Julius Caesar, an Augustus, Charlemagne, Otto the Great, Henri IV, Elizabeth the Great, Frederick the Great, Peter the Great, Napoleon... Notice the amount of 'Greats' there.