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His Holiness has given me his red Prada shoes. He says they're lovely and snug. Red cape then maybe.
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I know the feeling. I go to mass so often one just blurs into the other and I can't remember which was which. But they're all brilliant.
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Walking near mass doesn't count. Could you not have listened to it on the wireless, or on your Walk Man?
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Well, I'm glad you asked me. Really what you need to understand - oh my God, look over there! Is that Elvis?
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Purple sandals. Black socks. 'Smokin' as they say.
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I'd ask them for you, but they're sworn to secrecy.
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I prefer my rulers to have a bit of give. Except for his Holiness of course.
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The Blur, naturally. I believe that Song number 2 is only 'bitchin'.
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My innate intractability.
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The Pope. He does a great Tommy Cooper impersonation.
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