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If I knew they loved me back:
"I love you" SO HARD
if they didn't
"I collect your pictures and fap to them" -
I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER...pirate.
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Ever actually met?
A girl I met about a month ago, because I said so.
Overall?
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Lol well obviously it'd be Captain Pan.
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It's weird.
And yeah that picture is errywhere. -
Depends what you mean. I trade pictures of things I collect for things other people collect.
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I'm grand, how have you been dear?
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Lol hi sav.
No shes married to someone else and obviously in love with like 5 guys. -
The power to make you fall in love with me, baby.
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Whatever I can find and fits. Either of the options above are ok with me.
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I'm actually not..yet. I mean my face is really hair, and my hair is really long. But I have only a decent amount of chest hair/a nice happy trail.
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I trim like a proper man.
If I shaved it all it'd be completely disproportionate to the rest of my body. Also why would I want to look 12.
Leaving them would cause a forest, and no girl wants to use their tongue as a machete to try and part Pubejungle.
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