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    1. CaptainHook

      If I knew they loved me back:
      "I love you" SO HARD
      if they didn't
      "I collect your pictures and fap to them"

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      Ever actually met?
      A girl I met about a month ago, because I said so.
      Overall?
      Dunno.

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      Depends what you mean. I trade pictures of things I collect for things other people collect.

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      Lol hi sav.
      No shes married to someone else and obviously in love with like 5 guys.

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      Whatever I can find and fits. Either of the options above are ok with me.

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      I'm actually not..yet. I mean my face is really hair, and my hair is really long. But I have only a decent amount of chest hair/a nice happy trail.

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      I trim like a proper man.
      If I shaved it all it'd be completely disproportionate to the rest of my body. Also why would I want to look 12.
      Leaving them would cause a forest, and no girl wants to use their tongue as a machete to try and part Pubejungle.

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