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    1. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Have you ever tried fries with mayo?

      You disgust me.

    2. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      My girlfriend calls Thanksgiving "Turkey Day." Is that normal?

      Beat Her.

    3. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Would you rather have breadsticks for fingers or hotdogs for toes?

      hot dog toes.

    4. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      If you were a tasty hotdog, would you eat yourself?

      Oh god..yes.

    5. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      If you had to choose between giving up oral sex or cheese, which would you choose?

      Give up Oral.

    6. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Have you ever considered have sexual relations with the Jack-in-the-box man? While he's wearing the head?

      Yes...yes I have.

    7. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Have you ever traded bras with your friend? Like girls do at summer camp?

      My boobs are to big.

    8. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Why do some people talk to you in real life but then won't accept your facebook request?

      Boats and Hoes.

    9. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      What was your favorite part of the Justin Bieber movie?

      The part where he died.

    10. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Pancakes or Waffles?

      French Toast.

    11. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      What's your favorite candy from this list? Peanut M&Ms, chocolate M&Ms, Snickers, Skittles, Twix, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Kit Kat's, Reese's, Almond Joy, Snicker's Almond, Hershey's or Hershey's with almond?

      COOKIES AND CREAM

    12. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Would you rather have sex with Ronald McDonald or the Kool-Aid man?

      Is this even a question?! Kool-aid.

    13. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Do you know anybody with a funny last name like Butts or Gaylord or Lipschitz?

      Rugrats.

    14. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      My friend says that he gets aroused by post-op transsexuals. But pre-op ones turn him off. Why do you think that is?

      Gender, my friend, gender.

    15. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      I got a little too tipsy this morning drinking mimosas at the neighbor's house and winded up peeing in their shower. I don't think they know yet. Should I tell them?

      Confess your sins.

    16. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      My gf asked if her butt looked big in those jeans. I lied and said they fit her great. Then the pants ripped and she got mad cause I lied. A week later she asked again and I suggested she look for a bigger size. She's mad. Why?! Should I switch to men?

      Tell her to lick the cheeto dust off your finger.

    17. Crista
      CaptainCrista 14 Mar 11

      Which Officer Jenny is your fav? Did you know the one from Viridian City wears her skirt shorter than the rest? Celadon City Jenny uses styling gel in her hair and the Saffron City one wears exotic perfume! My fav is the Vermilion City one. She's so sexy.

      FUCK JENNY

    18. Crista
      CaptainCrista responded to Formspring 14 Mar 11

      What song is stuck in your head right now?

      Formspring question of the day

      Peacock. By Katy Perry.

    19. Crista
      CaptainCrista responded to MarcusMunch 23 Apr 10

      If you had a penis, how long would it be?

      Ten Inches, mofo!
      And It'd be black.

    20. Crista
      CaptainCrista responded to MarcusMunch 23 Apr 10

      How come oranges are the only fruit you can smell from like a mile away? Wouldn't it be nice if pears worked the same way? I like the smell of pear. Yummies.

      Or Apples...mmmm apples.

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