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    1. Camerine Ann
      Camerine 12 Jan

      Train A leaves station 1 at 3:00pm traveling east at 85mph. Train B leaves station 2 (550 mi east of station 1) at 4:15pm traveling west at 60mph. How long does it take before math classes are finished asking these types of god damned questions?

      17 years, right after half of the world is wiped out in a nuclear blast and the other half undergoes mutation from the radiation resulting in super mind powers rendering all previous methods of teaching obsolete. boom.

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      Camerine 12 Jan

      Do you think that highway rumble strips are really just some sort of audio-book braille for blind people, secretly encoded with hidden messages that only their highly overdeveloped senses of hearing can detect?

      nope

    3. Camerine Ann
      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      You are freefalling at 10,000 feet along w/ Obama inside his Prius. Do you: 1) stay with our President as he attempts to safely land the vehicle, or 2) exit the car & try to land on your own? You're wearing a parachute pack. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.

      convince obama if he exits the vehicle with me and my parachute i will give him a shiny object

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      I don't know who you are, but, I'm with you.

      too much black eye liner

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      You tell me.. is resistance indeed futile?

      read the foundation trilogy by asimov

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      Dragonlance: nerdy to the power of awesome

      agreed, sadly useless

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      I want your input on video rentals. I stand there for hours, I can't pick anything out.

      another gay movie. i bet you'd love it.

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      Concerning the phrase "walking on eggshells", a hidden implication is that if done successfully, the eggshells wouldn't break. I find highly that possibility highly unlikely. Unless of course, by "walking on" they meant "not walking on".

      i think the point is that they do break. with every single step.

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      Ever notice on car commercials, the streets on which they show the car driving are usually wet, even though it's not raining? Movies have the same issue. Somehow, Americans love wet streets. Maybe it's just related to how people seem to like shiny things.

      the roads were washed for filming, but the directors became anxious and began filming before the streets could dry.

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      Camerine 17 Nov 11

      People's fascination with shiny things simply stems from our early ancestors' way of life. The ones who tended to find gleaming, fresh pools of water survived, passing that trait onto us. This is why babies will lick shiny objects, why crows steal jewelry

      nope.

    11. Camerine Ann
      Camerine responded to jessiejolly 17 Nov 11

      what's your biggest irrational fear?

      deer. they are going to hoov me in the face.

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      Camerine responded to Formspring 17 Nov 11

      Are you afraid of heights?

      duh

    13. Camerine Ann
      Camerine 24 Feb 11

      Wheres the party?

      ask the officer

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      Camerine 24 Feb 11

      When you look up at the stars, those particular waves of starlight your eyes catch have journeyed for hundreds of years and trillions of miles across the vastness of space. Just to end right there at your eyes, only your eyes, at that exact moment.

      seems quite a waste.

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      Camerine 24 Feb 11

      I wonder if Sarah Connor's idea of 2 million SPF sunblock from Terminator 2 would really work to protect skin from a nuclear blast?

      i think we will find out soon enough

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      Camerine 24 Feb 11

      Clever Antagonist Manufacturing Elegantly Rhetorical Insight Nimbly & Effortlessly

      oh, i like that

    17. Camerine Ann
      Camerine responded to Formspring 24 Feb 11

      What language would you like to learn how to speak?

      Formspring question of the day

      french

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      Camerine 13 Dec 10

      Yes, Obama had his custom white Prius made entirely from recycled toilet paper. Specifically, all of the old toilet paper Beck has used personally since hitting the big time in 1994. I believe it was nearly 28 tons of TP. Beck signed a lot of it as well.

      so, not a brown prius?

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      Camerine 13 Dec 10

      Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which one(s)? If no, do you have any desire to learn to play any?

      i play trumpet, bass guitar and bells. all poorly.

    20. Camerine Ann
      Camerine 11 Oct 10

      You're riding shotgun w/ Obama in his white Prius. It's 97 degrees outside, but he's a freeze baby & doesn't want the A/C on. You're melting, but you don't want to offend him by running the air. How do you stay cool, both physically and mentally?

      wait, he has a white prius?

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