One man in the Maple Ridge subdivision discovered bats living in his garage,
"I get outta my car at 3 in the mornin' and they just start swoopin' around my head."

I let my pet monkey be my chauffeur today.

It makes for an epic showdown
because of all the lives at stake and the destruction they're sure to cause.
It also makes the one who confronts the beast seem legendary.
There's something mythical about it.
"Once, in days long past, a mighty beast crawled up from the depths of the Earth...
a fearless warrior arose to vanquish the beast... a great battle ensued that leveled
the mountains... when at last the beast was slain,
the warrior disappeared beyond the horizon along with the setting Sun."

The 3DS sequel to ALttP that has Link turn into a hieroglyph to move across walls.
I'm certain it's the gimmick they hope to sell it with.
Really? I know you can do better than that, Nintendo.
I want a 3DS remake of Majora's Mask, or a spiritual successor
that has the same gameplay and atmosphere that made the N64 titles appealing.

Unless the giant has excellent hearing, she would need to lean in close for lessons.
The teacher might need to speak through a megaphone for her to hear lectures.

It would cost the school a fortune to furnish her a custom school uniform.
She'd have to bring her own food since it'd also cost a fortune to serve her lunch.

The school would have to revise their budget to accommodate the giant's needs.
It would call for a substantial increase in funding.

Classes being held indoors seems like a major problem as well.

What would you think if I told you that the only GH I've ever played is the original?

Lunar Sect of Mystic Folly a.k.a. Fraggle Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdD9j15ONUI

Play

Disenchantment happens when the luster fades.
Either that, or disillusionment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdPTgaTFLs

Play

Everything loses its form within a singularity.
If all the text on a page is compressed
into a dot at its center, it becomes meaningless.
Information must have form.

They should've already had this up a month ago,
but I guess the deal was still in the works at that point.

I'd dress them like Touhou characters, then I'd make a greenscreen room.
I would then have them reenact each of the storylines from the games, as well as others from doujins and some that I've come up with myself.
After that I'd edit in the backdrops.
Then I would present it at Anime Weekend Atlanta this year where ZUN along with
all the fans will see it and be like "What in the everloving fuck am I seeing?"

You're referring to Sakuya, aren't you?

I worded my sentences more eloquently back in 2011, didn't I?
The words just don't come to me like they used to.
This really shouldn't be happening yet, I'm only 22.
Noises like those shouldn't get to me at my age either,
but now I must move on to the heart of the matter and ask you this:
Do you think less of me than you did then?
Does my aversion to such things strike you as silly and childlike?
Were you amused or disgusted by it?
Did it surprise you?

It can sicken me when things get too perverted (descriptions of intercourse),
but I can always appreciate breasts.

I'd love to see Ichirin depicted as this busty more often.

Maintaining beautiful ice sculptures is fairly troublesome.