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      This is how it works
      It feels a little worse
      Than when we drove our hearse
      Right through that screaming crowd

      While laughing up a storm
      Until we were just bone
      Until it got so warm
      That none of us could sleep.

      Sorry, obligatory. How does what work? Gonna need to be a tad more specific with your demonstrative pronouns my friend.

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      I'm a fan of Monty Python/Mel Brooks, need to see more of their films though. Blazing Saddles, The Directors (I'd see Spring Time with Hitler if it was a broadway play) and The Holy Grail were sick tho. Anyway, good stuff, sorry I didn't get the penguin reference.

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      It was kinda tough actually, but my friends/family kept me distracted. That and I started guitar, like 2 hours a day or so, (my goal is to be able to play All I Want is You by the end of this month, look it up.) My New Years res was to shave, decided not to be overly ambitious this year, most of the things I should be doing I already am. Also, new New Years resolution I just thought of is to reconnect with the people I've drifted from. Sorry, don't have a really funny answer for this one, I'm curious who you are though, that you seem to have some peculiar knowledge and interest about my life. =P

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      My guess is mackerel, but penguins aren't picky, I'm sure they'd feast until they're full of all varieties of fish.

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      Yea, I'm a wicked cretin, a wayward sinner. Still, house rule of my own is that I'll only gamble when I feel the odds are in my favor, but if they are you better believe I'll go all in baby. I'm mostly into texas hold'em, I absolutely despite slot machines, however fun it is to stare at the pretty lights and the people getting short-changed by their own greediness... now I'm sounding self-righteous though, I have an obsessive personality in all walks of life (videogames, reading, romance, etc.) so I'm pretty sure it'd carry over into gambling when I'm of age. In three years we shall find out what follies I am capable of.

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      Probably, unless you've trained in the Shaolin Arts under the tutelage of famous 8th Dan Suihang Quihong or if you have a gun. Guns work well too.

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      To be honest, all of these questions about celebrities don't interest me much. And it would depend on the nature of the private photos. As a morally respectable person, I'd probably give the photos back to Reese Witherspoon... provided she could double the offer of the paparazzi for the photos. But no, despite how suggestive your question is, I'm not going to write about how I want to have sex with random celebrities. Look at previous questions for what might prompt me to answer more wholeheartedly.

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      This sounds like a more juvenile version of Russian Roulette. Yes, I would. I've developed a complex algorithmic formula for determining my answer and consequently how much I value my life. 1 million dollars, 99% chance of winning. GO!

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      sorrie, didn't know anyone actually followed it! if you're someone I care about just IM me or talk to me- I'm full of snappy witticisms in person as well.

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      can't believe you found my formspring after like 8 months of disuse. ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS

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      does this mean you're going to start stalking my formspring? Cuz you're more than welcome.

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      I didn't realize, I must have been all the excitement, or maybe I was thinking about you. Either that or it was the really tight skinny jeans. 10 dollars on the sales rack at Old Navy =P. Why, did it turn you on? I know all that blowing really gets me moist. My lips that is. Blowing the harmonica makes my lips moist. Anyway, sorry but I watched the video... that is just default size. not boner size. (You'd know if I had a boner.)

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      Excellent recommendation, I've been looking into this subject for a long time, although seeing it from an economic perspective is certainly interesting. I think I'll listen to the other videos when I get a chance. Any more recommendations are certainly welcome.

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      Well then it wouldn't be a secret, now would it? =P But if you must know its Mr. Canfora, my hunk of an English teacher. But forget about English, every class with him will be a lesson on epic coolness. The man just has so much poise.

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      Wow, that was breath taking, I was laughing hysterically. You'll notice I left my comment as CabbageLord, and said, "Glorious, and I say this as a harmonica enthusiast!" Whoever you are, you have excellent taste. And friend me on deviantart.

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      Although I am fully supportive of you and your endeavors, I must inform you that it would be quite impossible for you to eat my babies if you did not first give birth to them, which would also be impossible, considering you are a male. I mean, unless we're talking about one of those used-to-be-male females with still-working ovaries, in which case, I'm all set for you to bear, raise to plumpness and then eat my babies. I mean, that's a good deal, no need for condoms right? Anyway, I hope you find your sexual satisfaction from eating babies elsewhere, because I, good sir, have none to offer thee. As for your offer to give something to blow on, that is very thoughtful! I actually need an e-flat hohner marine band harmonica. If you got me one of those, I'd be blowing all night and day! Oh, and I have a question, I think I know who you are. Are you one of those crabs that lives in my pubic hairs? 'cause that's the only way I could think you could get lost in my curls. Unless that is, you're trying to commit suicide and figure burying my face in my fair hair is the fastest course possible, but you might want to wait until it grows out a bit more, or just use a bathtub, or a bridge over water like normal people. I have to tell you daniel, get help, they have people who will help you work these things out. If you want, I moon line as a therapist on weekends. I'd be glad to help you out for 8 dollars an hour! Yaaay, new customer!

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