Now, I'm a man of simple tastes. I could probably be happy just eating at Pilot Butte Burger for five years. But there is a restaurant in Portland called Montage that has some of the best food I've ever had. I could definitely spend five years eating there if I had to.

wake me when it has the potential to hold the entire northern hemisphere hostage!

I always evaluate new technology by its ability to be misused for terror by a supervillain, and by that standard the skin gun is pretty bad. I mean, I could maybe see a one-shot Batman villain using it to make some freaky faceless corpses, but other than that it's pretty unexciting.

I survived the holidays through sheer grit and determination. My New Years' resolution is to somehow become a worthwhile human being.

I try to avoid eating donuts. I never buy them for myself, but every so often someone will bring some into work. I might have one then, but not usually.

Little Shop of Horrors! The movie is so dang good.

I'm doing pretty well, thanks! I slept about nine hours last night, so I'm feeling pretty rested, and it's a beautiful day.

I don't hate liberals! What makes you think I do?

Oh, about a size ten, maybe nine and a half. It depends on the shoe.

The weird thing about this question is that you're already calling this guy a man and we don't even know how many roads he's walked down!

Well supposing I went back in time but stayed right where I am geographically, what would probably happen is that I would be adopted by the local Shoshone tribe as their new white-skinned god who can summon fire at will. After a while though, they'd figure out I'm not really a god and I would die horribly.

Probably John Mayer. I'd slam doors every time he tries to write a song and then I'll snicker at how peeved he gets. I bet he would get really peeved!

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bidoof is on fire

Heh, heh! Sounds like someone's got a guilty conscience!

dude, where's my car?

I am just trying to emulate my mentor and hero, Jack Donaghy.

I bet you've got a surplus of gas, don't you croof! Heh heh!

not much, heading to work soon

Thursdays suck so hard

I don't! I really have no idea where a man could buy a quality fez in today's world.

Pose as a team.

Then SEPULCHRITUDE.