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    1. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 21 Apr 12

      South Park or Family Guy?

      If I have to choose between those two, My Little Pony.

    2. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Xarlablebleble 22 Nov 11

      So guys, since I hit 200 followers, I was requested to show a picture of my giant, black cock. Well here it is! http://i.imgur.com/MYg9u.jpg (can't show directly through Formspring because the image itself is very big, too!)

      That's one cock I'd eat for dinner. Shove it all down my throat.

    3. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Xarlablebleble 28 Nov 11

      Show me your glorious sides!

    4. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to CCortezz 16 May 12

      What would you do to a prostitute that was willing to do everything? [2]

      I can respond to myself and smile to myself now.

    5. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to HerrdesWindes 21 Nov 11

      Must follow someone...

      following 17, followers 6
      foreveralone

    6. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 21 Aug 12

      Can you name the eight colors of the rainbow?

      pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink

    7. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to iCirno 4 Aug 12

      Now mobile formspring's breaking as well.. [20]

      Formspring is always broken

    8. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 14 Jul 12

      Are you a good cook?

      I burned my toast, my soup and my water.

    9. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to CrabMcfurson 12 May 12

      Even your shits are graceful!

    10. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 29 Jul 12

      What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

      KEBAB KING

    11. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to HerrdesWindes 23 Jun 12

      Weirdness meter bout me from 1 to 10. 10 is most. What would you say? [2]

      11

    12. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to iCirno 2 Aug 12

      Give me the french fries. [36]

      These are not the fries you are looking for.

    13. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 22 Apr 12

      Do you spend too much time on the internet?

      sorry mom
      i will be great scientist one day i promise
      no stop hurting my network cables youre stupid

    14. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 13 Sep 12

      Do you have a favorite shirt?

      Yeah, the one with the nipples and bare skin.

    15. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Xarlablebleble 21 Nov 11

      There are spiders having sex on your face when you sleep.

      that explains why my face feels sore in the morning

    16. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to iCirno 10 Aug 12

      Remember when Formspring looked like this? [39]

      nobody gives a FUCK

    17. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to HerrdesWindes 10 Apr 12

      People y u brag around with how much you love someone? :v keep it private then, only makes me wanna destroy someones love....

      I love horses

    18. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Galaramama 20 May 12

      What happened to sarcasm? [18]

      Sarcasm suicided because his wife left him.

    19. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to Formspring 19 Aug 12

      Texting or talking?

      fapping

    20. Cortez
      CCortezz responded to iCirno 31 Jul 12

      (」・ω・)」 わんー！　(／・ω・)／ わんー！　(」・ω・)」 わんー！　(／・ω・)／ わんー！ [31]

      fucking immoral fags

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Cortez’s Bio

Sweden.

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