Live ONE DAY without fear, insecurity or drama of some sort in the world. Can you imagine? A PEACEFUL day on Earth? Yeah...not gonna happen!

Scissors can't make a DENT. Paper may cover me for a second, but will blow away at first breeze. I am Rock. Hear me roar.

A massive DOSE of immortality, super strength, telekinesis, invisibility, the ability to fly, the superb fighting skills of Bruce Lee, genius-level knowledge so rich it borders insanity and a secret location containing ten billion tax-free dollars.

Candy that is SEALED, still in its original package and NOT previously tampered with! Past that, we'll take Reese's Cups, Reese's Pieces, Snickers and Peanut/Plain M and M's. Yeah. We can work with that!

Well....we DID have a Santa Clarita Chapter for the 2010-2011 season. What is left of that chapter has merged with the main San Fernando Valley chapter. However...we may be starting the Santa Clarita branch up again! If you are particularly interested in something to do with Santa Clarita, please contact us through our contact page on our main website, http://www.cavsyouthbasketball.org. We'll discuss.

None of the above. Burning vs. Freezing? Both=miserable!

The room would be be hosting a plethora of stiff shirts all demanding to know about his Economic Plans, Energy & Trade issues, Healthcare bills and Immigration laws. Same stuff, different date. Everyone would be SO SERIOUS & unyielding (because he's the President and all, for goodness sakes) and I'd just HAVE to....gosh...walk straight up to him (well...as far as I can get without security pummeling me to a pulp) with a serious face, too, at first...you know...to match everyone else in the room. Then, when I just can't take the sheer boredom of it all anymore (after about two minutes total) I'd slowly break into a smile and ask the ONE important question the public wants to know from Obama....NEEDS to know from Obama....

Mr. President....can you teach me how to Dougie?

Are you kidding? Why, I was having a grand exotic island celebration with catered creole food, music and full beauty makeover spa treatments (massages, facials, waxing, manicures/pedicures, etc.) with 20 close family members and friends in a beachfront mansion in Seychelles, with the warm ocean wind blowing through my hair. Okay. Um...well...that's what I WANTED to do. Lol. Mostly, I just received cash presents, shopped all day til' my feet were barkin' and rested them with a birthday dinner and a movie. Still not bad, right?

English/Creative Writing, Drama and Science. Go figure.

You don't know? Nobody told you? Real writers, scribblers and doodlers prefer cool, DESIGNER MECHANICAL PENCILS these days, thank you very much! Mechanical Pencils rule. #2 pencils are exactly what they are named....#2!

It'll be NEON night. Can't get in without glow-in-the-dark colors.Guests will be: Monique, Kevin Hart, Katt Williams, Earthquake, D.L. Hughley, Steve Harvey, Tina Fey, Sheryl Underwood, Lavell Crawford, Martin Lawrence, Arnez J, Wanda Sykes, Sinbad, Bruce Bruce and 200 close friends, family & guests. There will be a southern meal and desert buffet and a roundtable discussion among comedians for all to hear onstage. HEE-larious. Some of the comedians will then perform stand-up. Others will heckle. After it all, dancing goes down in blacklight til 3:30am. U KNOW U WANNA COME!!!

Immortality & remaining the same age forever (assuming it was a cool age when you changed over) flitting, reading minds, super strength and being able to effortlessly fling your enemies 40-50 feet in any direction. Into the whole BLOOD-drinking thing? Not so much.