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    1. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      I AM USING BRAILLE. DON'T ASK HWOW THAT WORKS ON A COMPUYTERm HYST ACCEOT THAT IT ALMOST DOES.

      I BELIEVE YOU CONSIDERING I CAN SOMEWHAT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TYPING. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

    2. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      SEE? I CAN READ. WHIHC IS ERU SURPRISING, AS I AM ACTUALLY BLIND.

      YOU CAN TYPE TOO. DO YOU SMELL AND LICK THE WORDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW, OR ARE YOU USING SOME SORT OF BRAILLE SHIT?

    3. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      Spy. D. Uh. spyduh. see where I'm cumming *coming from now?

      WOW. THE LAST THING I EXPECTED TO GET IN MY INBOX WAS INNUENDO. (JUST FUCKING KIDDING I KIND OF EXPECTED THAT SOONER OR LATER.)

    4. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      AS ME WHATEVER,

      HOLY SHIT YOU CAN READ, THAT'S FANTASTIC!

    5. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to KanayaM 19 Sep 12

      Hello Everyone Im Throwing A Surprise Party For Evangeline You Should Bring Her Presents He He [2]

      WOW I AM SO FUCKING LATE FOR THIS IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.

    6. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to amusingquotes 19 Sep 12

      "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." -Socrates [4]

      HMM...

    7. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to KanayaM 19 Sep 12

      Anyone Feel Free To Report To Me For Relationship Assignments

      I DON'T.. WHAT?!

    8. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to KanayaM 19 Sep 12

      Come We Must Fight The Palebloods [3]

      WHAT IN THE *FUCK* ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

    9. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to DoctorGodwin 19 Sep 12

      What is the last thing you'd ever want to happen to you tonight? [22]

      I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING TELL YOU, BECAUSE AS SOON AS I DO, SOME FUCKED UP TWIST OF CIRCUMSTANCE IS GOING TO MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN.

    10. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to DoctorGodwin 19 Sep 12

      Out of everyone you know personally, who is your least favourite? [25]

      BETWEEN STRIDER AND AMPORA, I THINK AMPORA WINS.

    11. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      The last word to that was "kiss". The whole thing is a riddle. Answer the riddle. I split it into parts so it'd be easier to read.

      http://www.formspring.me/CARCINOGENOMES/q/372863663129784576

      ALRIGHT, I THINK I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GETTING AT HERE.

      SOMEONE IN DISGUISE THAT TELLS ONLY LIES.
      LAST TO MEND, MIDDLE TO MIDDLE, END TO END.
      A SOUND HEARD WHEN LOOKING FOR HARD-TO-FIND WORDS.
      A CREATURE I WOULD HATE TO KISS.

      UGH, FUCK, I AM SERIOUSLY NOT UP TO SOLVING RIDDLES RIGHT NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL HINTS OR CAN YOU JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY ALREADY?

    12. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      i am dmab and i am anonymous

      GOOD FOR YOU, NOOKLICK.

    13. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      1-Think of a person who is in disguise. Identity secret, tells only lies. 2-What is always the last to mend? Middle of middle/end of end. 3-A sound often heard When looking for hard-to-find words. 4-Put together+tell me this: A creature you'd h8 to

      1. GAMZEE. ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT WE KNEW HIM, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT'S REALLY FUCKING FAR FROM THE TRUTH.
      2. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR FUCKING RIDDLES.
      3. AN EXASPERATED SIGH? THE FUCK IF I KNOW.
      4. THAT WASN'T SUBTLE AT ALL. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT VRISKA?

    14. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      DAVE: karkat whoa man what are you doing DAVE: why are you drawing all these human dicks DAVE: how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching??

      KARKAT: STRIDER.

      KARKAT: IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING ME DRAW THESE FUCKING BONEBULGES.

      KARKAT: I MIGHT JUST BREAK ONE OF YOUR FINGERS.

    15. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES 19 Sep 12

      :33 < *alone and heartbroken, ac has turned to the side of evil. and karkitty shall soon know her wrath*

      DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?

    16. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to Formspring 11 Aug 12

      What movie can you watch over and over again?

      > You are still trying to get over the fact that Kanaya Maryam just made an ectogrub between you.

      You don't know what prompted this, or why she made grubs for everyone else, you're starting to think this is part of some convoluted plot.

    17. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to KanayaM 11 Aug 12

      *also the ectobaby is between you and her* [4]

      ...
      ....

      OKAY. I AM BEYOND FUCKING CONFUSED AS HELL AND AM CONTEMPLATING VARIOUS WAYS TO INFLICT PAIN ON MYSELF.
      AND YET.

      AND YET THIS ECTOGRUB IS.. KIND OF CUTE?

      WAIT, FUCK, WHAT AM I SAYING?

    18. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to KanayaM 11 Aug 12

      *gives you an ectobaby* [3]

      KANAYA WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU HANDING ME THIS FOR?

    19. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to ImTheYena 11 Aug 12

      I really have, as you might say, "no fucking idea".

      NOTED.

    20. KARKAT VANTAS
      CARCINOGENOMES responded to askeridangrub 11 Aug 12

      "my lusus go byebye can help find" *Eridan climbs up onto Karkat's head and curls up on top of it, attempting to use his hair as a nest.* "i sleepy too i stay here wwhere is wwarm please find my lusus for me"

      I WOULDN'T HAVE THE FIRST FUCKING CLUE WHERE TO LOOK? BUT SHIT, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU HERE..

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