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    1. Kenton R.S. Johnston

      All of them, as though I were raised there. Language is fairly useless without cultural context.

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      Huh. I think my friend Mike got this question too, typos and all.

      I survived the holidays by not dying, m'dear. It was rather simple, despite how many things can go wrong in a complex organism such as moi.

      Have I got a New Year's resolution? No. I didn't really think about it. I tend to resolve to become a better person. Not on New Years though. I find waiting for arbitrary dividing lines to make changes to be rather inefficient. If I find a way to make things better, I start when I find it. Waiting for New Years isn't my way. I guess having set boundaries helps some people, but it's not how I do things, really.

      So yeah, Happy New Year.

      Got a question? I've got an answer.

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      Boyle? Robert Boyle? Oh my stars, it is you! Come in, 17th century chemist Robert Boyle! You're in terrible danger, I can hide you! They'll never look here!

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      Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
      Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
      Brown paper packages tied up with strings
      These are a few of my favorite things

      Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
      Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
      Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
      These are a few of my favorite things

      Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
      Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
      Silver white winters that melt into springs
      These are a few of my favorite things

      When the dog bites
      When the bee stings
      When I'm feeling sad
      I simply remember my favorite things
      AND THEN I DON'T FEEEEEEL SOO BAAAAAAAD

      But really, I like anything tactile and heavy. We got these shotglasses at a yard sale last week that are just AWESOME. Also, this crazy bone sphere. Fun times.

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      Getting from point A to point B. Conveniently, this means parkour, driving, running, biking, sailing, and all manner of other things. Teleportation. Whatever. Ask a vague question, get a vague answer.

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      I dunno. Jeff is probably the cleverest though. Hooray for Jeff and his logic and reason!

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      I just checked my email and it said I had a question, and I didn't believe it. Unfortunately for you, I don't do juicy gossip. You know as much as I do, I'm afraid.

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      Nope. This is Kenton by the way. Man, formspring looks shiny now. I still shouldn't get a new one.

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      Well Rygar, there isn't just one. The one I use is this: Laugh at your mistakes when you make them, and not just after the wounds heal. Fall on your ass, then laugh your ass off.

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      Hey Rygar. I want a Honda Civic Del Sol. They're fun. And they haven't been made since 1997, so they're pretty cheap!

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      Well Rygar, I said something true to someone that they really needed to hear in a time of great sadness. I don't know if I can ever top that one.

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