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      My mum. That's probably quite sad, but she's strong, fair and always tries to help. I couldn't ask for better.

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      It depends on the girl really, Hepburn looked great but wasn't curvy, Tautou looks worse skinny..

      I guess curvy overall.

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      For 'friends/relationship/no strings'? I already have enough friends. The rest are obviously up for grabs.

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      Drop lbs! Pretty simple, does that count? Also, not having a fucked shoulder. Obviously it's getting better, but the fact it's very likely to dislocated again is awful. Fuck it.

      Stop being such a sarcastic dickhead. People who know me might be surprised by the amount of wankerish comments I filter out, and keep in my head.

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      Amazing question.

      Lovely Kaka I suppose. At least it's someone who deserves a decent blowie. Deserve is probably the wrong word/way of looking at it, especially as his wife would hate him.

      Or!

      Barack Obama. Get it videoed, blackmail him (after he black males me) I can end up like Marilyn Monroe.

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      To be distinctive, not in a Simon Weston way, but just to be a little bit different. To smile, or at least laugh at my incessant shit jokes.

      My favourite celebritiy girls are Georgie Thompson, Ri-Ri, Audrey Tautou, Millie Clode, Audrey Hepburn (as she was, not is). So I don't think there's a huge 'type' really...

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      I don't especially mind doing chores, hoovering is fine, dishes are fine. What else is there? Washing clothes is fine. Making the bed is a bitch, that's a completely pointless chore, so that.

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      I thought I answered this. Odd. I'd have stayed in Leeds, well, I'd have changed things so I could have stayed in Leeds. I'm still just treating it as one 'thing'.

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      I'm guessing there's enough grass to play football. It doesn't specify the island type. In that case I'd definitely take a football. Obviously I can't take a girl, it'd just be awkward. I guess I'd take Jackie Boy, can have a kick around, reminisce, know mostly the same tracks. Mainly though, he'd go mental about a day in, which would be absolutely hilarious.

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      Gain £'s! Need to finally starting saving money, it's been silly in the past really. I want to go away too, but obviously that can't happen t a degree without the dosh.

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