Class player but he's a cheating cunt

Haha I love your optimism. COME ON IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha sounds like somebody's getting shit loads of spam

Jedward have been linked with the managers post at L.F.C

I wake up and say right it's time to get up then I fall back asleep for an hour

Sounds like he's checking out your tushie. God I'd love some strawberry ice cream now or a tropical calippo

Fair play to him if he gets it cause he deserves a chance. Whoever gets the job is going to be under serious pressure from the beginning. I hope some managers relish the thoughts of that challenge but but they could just as easily be turned off by it

I went to Tijuana and snorted some cocaine off a prostitutes stomach. The cocaine was shite but the girl was hot just like the weather out there so all in all I can't complain like

Nah they said when they look at me they want to throw up in their mouths but I know they're just playing hard to get

Are you asking me out on a date Dre? Bring some vodka because if I'm sober I don't out out on the first date

No way Dre. It's too easy to get arrested over there. They arrest you for getting drunk and provocative dancing. Fuck that shit

London is good fun to be fair, myself and the lads went to see an NFL game over there a while back at Wembley. We stayed in London for 2 nights. The hotel we stayed in was a complete shit hole which added to the comedy.
I loved Amsterdam too but that's probably because I was off my fucking face on drugs..good times :)

Bahahaha....no :'(

Getting up in the morning..late. Having intercourse..early. If you know what I mean ;) What? You don't know what I mean? I mean I constantly prematurely ejaculate. Thanks for making me explain that, you just embarrassed me Formy! Thanks for nothing!!!

Ah no on a serious note I'm usually on time. If I give somebody a time I try not to leave them waiting. Though having said that, my track record in work wasn't the may west but don't mind that

Sour Skittles > M&M's

Fuck all, they're both rough

I'm going to miss Del Piero :'( He's an absolute legend

Fuck 'em

I love hairy men..I mean eh..oh crap

Nah, I have stage 5 alopecia. I'm bald as an egg all over