I Dreamt that I was enrolled in "intermediate sex" class. Apparently I had passed "basic sex", a fundamentals course, with flying colors. My teacher turned out to be the enthusiastic and knowledgeable Gabe Ording, from my non dream Insects, Global, and Sustain course.

However, while I can not imagine a more proficient man to teach me the greater mysteries of intercourse, he simply lectured about blow jobs and made raunchy, but scientifically accurate, jokes about snails.

FINALLY, we got paired up for a group project. My partner was a gorgeous red head who made sure to mention that she had 4.0-ed basic sex and was looking to get a good grade.

This is where I woke up. Alone, in a hotel room with my brother and step brother. Hard and frustrated.