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Spreading happiness
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One time I got AIDS, it was rather embarrassing.
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Chillin with my woman, then work.
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My switchblade in case I see any Socs on my walk home.
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Hawaii, go swimming in a sea of sharks.
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The Life and Times of a Cliche Autobiography Writer
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When someone puts their penis in my butt. I hate it.
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I'd make myself half as attractive so that mortals can look at me without burning out their corneas.
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The teacups. I go hardcore.
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Make it illegal to wake someone up before noon.
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