Adidas.

Well I didn't get much choice in the matter, but no, I don't regret being born at all. What's wrong with you people?

I love birthdays. It's a day dedicated to me.

It's my birthday on Saturday. I'm not celebrating it this year.

Pretty much every song I end up listening to and liking.

More than you'd think. Each to their own though.

Of course. The world is my oyster.

Not all that often anymore.

Absolutely.

Define my expectations, please?

Are you asking on a personal level, or generally? The former, I've never experienced one, the latter - seek help.

No.

I wear black because I look damn good in it. Do you wear black to express your sadness?

I don't feel depressed when it rains outside. I like rain.

Beth Ditto is proud of my weight?

Have you?

I've never really been in love in the first place. Of course I will date again. I haven't "stopped" dating.

I don't skip interesting questions, I delete the boring ones I get asked every week by the same trolls. :-)

I've no reason to lie.

No. I'm fit as.