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I've never officially tested to see, or, for that matter, read about it upside down.
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The facial tattoos are a bit intimidating, so I guess I'd have to go with Bullock, although I can guess that being in a long-term relationship with any needy actress type would probably get old.....
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I'd consider it, I guess. I've just never received a definitive offer. I'd be afraid that most people would rather pay me to keep my clothes on.....
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No. Or at least, I never paid for the services of one. I'm way too cheap for that.
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We'll find out when either my parents or a future employer read this nonsense.
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What convinces you that I'd be the best judge? Believe me, no twelve year olds or, for that matter, girls with totally shaven pussies have had the extreme heights of pleasure that come from sex with me.
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This is a pretty unclear question. Are you talking about on me, or on the lucky recipient of the magical cock o'Brian?
I guess I'll answer this both ways. I currently sport a full Don King look down there.
On a lady, a little grooming is nice, full-scale 70s bush is slightly intimidating, but, then again, I've never been too much of a fascist about it. -
Interesting question. I'd say intelligence, a dark sense of humor, good taste in music, self-knowledge, and, mainly, a nice butt. :)
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It's a slight rip off of Stone Cold Steve Austin's shtick, but, yes, very entertaining nonetheless, Tim.
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Pretty easy one actually.
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A certain person that I'm not allowed to mention on here has a crush on him, so that has kinda ruined my appreciation for him. So Goldblum has been downgraded. Currently, America's greatest asset is Burt Reynolds.
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All of those are reasonably entertaining, Tim, but lately, I've been into Mr. Kennedy and his constant courting of ringside boos by literally insulting American soldiers. Mick Foley and the Beer Money boys are decently funny too. The most entertaining guys in the WWE these days are CM Punk, William Regal and the Miz.
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No. I'm saving my virginity for Shelley Long.
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No, and I thank every god that anyone can possibly believe in that I didn't.
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No. My family reunions aren't near that entertaining.
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Being so bored and narcissistic that I consider it fun to answer anonymous questions on the Internet.
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Are you talking about for rowing? I would think wooden would be best. If you're talking about less wholesome activities, I am sadly lacking in paddle experience, so I am pitifully unqualified to answer this question.
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I agree that finding a female that will engage in that type of delightful fun on short notice is pretty unlikely. I would also speculate that most prostitutes would charge quite a bit for that type of action. But if you have both the dire need and that type of cash, go for it.
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Brian McDowell
St. Louis, MO
Brian McDowell’s Bio
I used to be a comedian and a fake preacher. Now, I am keeping a slightly lower profile and writing about sports professionally. My work is currently featured in various newspapers, magazines and websites, including the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
