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      The Ah-VEN-gers!

      Captain America! Iron Man! Vision! Hawkeye!

      OK Go!

      Thank you, Quick-seel-vah!

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      I wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure, since I kind of just listen to whatever I want, but I enjoy the occasional Tears for Fears tune. I don't own any albums nor have I downloaded anything of theirs, but I'll jam along to it if it happens to come on the radio or pops up while I'm playing Saints Row 2.

      Oh yeah, I never finished Saints Row 2!

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      Bpwner responded to Natekit 19 May

      I want the invincibility star. Not because it will make be invincible, and the time limit makes it a waste of a wish, but I want to use it and appear as seizure-inducing mass of flashing fucked up colors just long enough to run into a crowded bank/barbershop/library/bat mitzvah screaming "HOLY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME AM I IN HELL" and immediately exit, leaving everyone present wondering what they had just seen.

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      Bpwner responded to PollyOfTheSMPS 9 May

      Totem of Eternal Damnation. Single use, renders all but current character slot for player account inoperable, drops current character to level 1, sets gold to zero, and destroys all items. Allows player to change the name of any player on the server to "Dickbutt."

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      I'm pretty nearsighted. I started having trouble reading the board in school when I was in the seventh grade, so I started wearing glasses to help out. By the time I was in ninth grade, I started wearing contacts full time. It's to the point now that I can't drive without some sort of vision correction.

      It's a pain in the ass, since I've always felt uncomfortable with glasses (even sunglasses, it's more of a facial discomfort thing), and contacts are expensive and the constant eye exams are annoying. One day I'm probably just going to have to get Lasik.

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      Super fighting robot
      Mega Man
      Super fighting robot
      Mega Man
      Super Fighting robot
      Mega Man
      Fighting to save the world

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      You know what? I've often wondered if time machines would compensate for rotation and orbit of the earth. I wouldn't want to travel back in time and end up buried inside a mountain or floating out in space or something!

      But if it's one of those fancy time machines that can go anywhere, I'd go tell Eric Stoltz not to back out of that movie with Christopher Lloyd about the time traveling car. And I'd tell Michael J. Fox to focus on Family Ties, as that will be his most iconic role. I predict that due to these minor changes to the space-time continuum, world poverty will have ended and we will have flying cars by 2015.

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      Big Bo would say showers, but Tupac preferred bubble baths. So I don't know what to tell you.

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      Who? Oh, the "adjacent people." We don't contact them, for fear that they may learn of our plan to seize their territories.

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      Bpwner responded to Natekit 25 Apr

      Actually, you can have a piano without the man, in the form of the player piano invented in the late 1800's. But the only man manly enough to be manlier than a player piano is Clint Eastwood, who would probably just say some one-liner and shoot it full of holes.

      So yes.

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      Bpwner responded to Kazbitte 18 Apr

      It's like I told my friend after I finished FFVI: "When I heard it I was like, 'Alright, motherfucker. I put on my robe and wizard hat.'"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmwSfUqnDvA

      And this heavily borrows from the first game's final boss theme and its own regular boss theme, but it's still a great track for a memorable boss battle, especially coming off the fight with Shiva.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH4yK-x2Jvs

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      I've seen Blade Runner something like 5 times, Aliens 4 times, Robocop at least 3 times, Full Metal Jacket 3 or 4 times, Terminator 1 and 2 several times, original Star Wars god knows how many times, Revenge of the Sith twice (lol), the original Gundam movie trilogy twice... yeah, if there's a compelling reason to or if they're in my "stable" of favorites that I can just throw in and enjoy.

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