Never have been.

It's up to the person claiming that a God exists to define what it is.

Well, probably my Dad. But I assume you mean in comics. Chris Ware is someone I look up to and James Kochalka.

Elevators, the happy birthday song.

No, but I've been unattracted to someone due to their eyebrows. See Anne Hathaway

I actually have an idea where I want to illustrate a story from the most outwardly boring person I can find to prove that everyone's life story is incredibly interesting.

I just don't ever procrastinate ever. It's a slippery slope.

haha! I think that depends on the age of the kid. If they're like 15, Catcher in the Rye could make the kid EVEN MORE of an asshole. If they're 5 you can just get the kid a crappy drugstore "laser" gun that makes car alarm noises.

I would call it "Gohan" and I would take it to the zoo to live.

No, but I will look at it. My fiance made a pretty big snow whale last year.

That question is weird and impossible to answer

Well, I think format is an extremely important thing to consider when creating comics. For me, I usually work in standard sizes because it's easier to print. And, almost any format CAN work. Something like Kramer's Ergot 7 in it's behemoth broadsheet size is kind of neat and interesting but I don't think actually works. It is a real pain to read! The size works when it's a newspaper and you can fold and bend the paper however you want, but not when it's a precious hardcover book. The most important thing is that the creator takes into account the reader experience and isn't just thinking about the possibilities of the format from a creator's standpoint.

Draw more comics.

Oh man, well, one thing I find annoying is when they have shows on THE HISTORY CHANNEL or some such channel, and they're called "Ghosts: Fact or Fiction?" or "Miracles: Are they real?". I feel like the answer is "no, next question?" That said, if I ever have a shot to sleep in a haunted house for money I'm taking it.

The book I always recommend to people is The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, a movie I recommend a lot is "Adaptation", and an album I love is "The Village Green Preservation Society" by the Kinks. But, I don't know if that says anything about who I am.

I like when comics anthologies contain comics with the same mood but not necessarily the same theme. The most recent @secretprison did a good just of that.

I would love to see a comic version of The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut. But I don't think I could do it justice. Maybe I could? I've also had a few false starts in illustrating a Kurt Vonnegut short story "DP" from Welcome to the Monkeyhouse"

I would love to see a comic version of The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut. But I don't think I could do it justice. Maybe I could? I've also had a few false starts in illustrating a Kurt Vonnegut short story "DP" from Welcome to the Monkeyhouse"

I would sell all this art. It's a good way to make a few bucks, plus you can always make more. But, my fear is always that I'm going to want to reprint the comics and lose the hi-res files and then not have the original art!

Breakdancing or perhaps jitterbug or one of the animal dances of the 20s