Man, I wouldn't fuck with Megazords. I wouldn't want to blow up repeatedly.

Or even worse...BECOME EVEN MORE OF A JOKE VILLAIN THAN BEFORE!

Who the fuck even says "females"
Are you a redditfag or something?

No, Peach isn't the only WOMAN I'm interested in.
Just the one that I've really burning feelings for as Nintendo wrote me.

FUCK NINTENDO.

I have a column that I've filtered out on my tweetdeck for this purpose.

SKREE, MOTHERFUCKA

I don't give a shit about achievements though it's amusing when I get them. Some of them are creative I guess?

Oh, and American bacon.

...Could be better.

Uh...oh, I think it was actually some Tom and Jerry reruns. That's always legit.

Why would I wanna do that? Water Types are awesome. Not as awesome as me, but still.

I didn't know Blastoise were wandering around that much. But who knows these days, right?

I COULD return to things...but I don't wish to. Turned out Peach doesn't like me at all. I need to get away from that whole area for a bit. Explore.

Demon rebellion kicked me out.
The irony of basically being Satan and being betrayed by demons and kicked out of a Kingdom founded by a traitor ain't lost on me.

Love.
Just kidding, I don't need money, you FOOLS.

I'm pretty shocked how much fun I had sober. So...it was pretty good fun.

On New Year's Eve/Day? Yes I did. Pretty fun.

STOP FAPPING TO RAINBOW DASH

YOSHI'S BLOOD.

CLOWNS AND HARLEQUINS. NO YOU CAN'T TELL ME THEY'RE PEOPLE THAT'S BULLSHIT

Occasionally. We're both pretty busy, so it's not quite as much as I'd like it to be. He's busy trollin Mobius, and I'm busy runnin Hell.

#italiano

I'VE MET LIKE 5 BOWSERS, SO IF I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ALTERNATIVE REALITIES I WOULD REALLY BE A MAJOR FUCKIN DUMBASS. And in my experience, no.

I'm still here, no there ain't no TEMPURA PARADOX shit goin on