Penelope Cruz is the most famous person I've ever met. I sat next to her at the Oscars in 2007 (I was a seat filler). But I couldn't for the life of me say anything to her. We shared a giggle when Ellen did the vacuum bit, but I didn't want to bug her. She was nominated that year so she was nervous, and probably didn't want to speak to the a-hole sitting next to her. But she was absolutely stunning. Most beautiful woman I've ever seen. For real.