A tie between Zangoose and Smeargle, with Feraligatr in a close second.

I'd say if they honestly don't know what they did to make you mad, then they're not a troll. However, if you tell them you'd rather not explain it, and they persist in asking questions, then they're being insensitive.

No idea, But the guy pisses me off pretty thoroughly as well.

Perverted behavior would probably be 2/20. As for perverted thinking... I guess 9/20? Sounds about right.

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean.

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I plead the fifth. (way too damn much)

EVERYTHING EVER. Got a problem?

Eh, Microsoft.
They're both pretty crap though. Apple products don't really work for what I'd want to use them for, while Microsoft will take every opportunity to get more money out of you.

Not at all. There are consequences you have to pay for your actions whether you like it or not. Besides, if I stole from a rich man to feed a poor man, than even if the rich guy would have been more than willing to feed the poor dude in the first place, he's gonna be pissed at me for stealing from him.

Waking up with amnesia one morning when I was in pre-school.
I recall wondering why I couldn't remember anything that happened the previous day, but not making a big deal out of it and continuing the day normally. I'm actually starting to wonder why I still remember this.

Nah, I just used it because otherwise I can't pass the BCB forum's cuteness censor. Although, I only use it in other places, like this, for the hilarity factor.