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I think Frued would say that it is you who has a Boobie Fetish.I think you should consult my personal Doctor.He's located on Tatooine,inside the Sarlacc Pit.Just go inside that little whole and tell him all your problems,he wont mind!
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I like to do it myself.people tend to get freaked out when there in my presence.someone to do with arsenal of weapons,my harsh voice and scary helmet.I should stick some bunny ears on my helmet to lighten the mood shouldnt I?...
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That Transdoshan loves to dance the Waltz after he kills a bounty!He especially likes to dance with the victim that he's just killed,which is pretty sad!for the victim!
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Cad Bane gives up the bounty hunter trade and ends up settling down with Jabba's sister Mo'Nique the Hutt
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Be a man and use an R2 unit they complain less than protocol droids,Wookiees are too clumsy and Rancors will eat you and your teeth!
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Yoda meat is tough meat.best part of the body to eat is the ears,when he's still alive!Bon Appétit!
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why?if its about that video tape with me,Vader and the Emperor with that Wookiee chick.It was a one off situation!The Death Star just got destroyed&the 3 of us wanted to let some steam off!If I see it on TMZ,I'll come after you!
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you have a gonk droid LOL!those things are walking ATM's!instead of an autograph I'll give him a thermal detonator in his cake hole!Gonk Droid!
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Well I was trying to go for the Miami Vice look but then I thought I would have my own style and my own TV show called Tatooine Vice.I play James "Sonny" Crockett & Lando Calrissian plays Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs.
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Slave 2 was a Toyota Prius but the brakes were faulty so therefore I have someone on my short list that I must disintergrate!
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The Emperor use to be the poster boy for Colgate commercials but since they didnt renewal his contract he now uses Macleans and this is the result!
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If your asking if greed is good than the answer is no!Greed is awesome!And Greedo is dead!
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Wasnt sure if Solo had tapped that yet,because those Corellians are known for having STD's!
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"put em in the cargo hold" *funny* yeah well wanna give you some advice.Never ever sign a contract will Jabba's Gangster Productions! Cause you end up having to pay him!
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yeah a 3 way bounty sure! whos the target?
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yeah chicks dig the whole helmet thing but once I take it off.they seem to freak out&run!
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I would ask here to meet me at Jabba's Palace,then I would give her to Jabba to be one of his dancers!
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Boba Fett’s Bio
The strong, silent, deadly type, a weapon without an equal, a warrior without restraint and chronic abdominal pain for the Sarlacc Beast.
