My family is Christian. I am as well, but I'm not really all that religious.

I'm only religious up to the point that I willingly attend church and I pray to God whenever I find myself deeply worried about something or someone.

I really like your dog.

He's a FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE canine.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOOOOOO *dies* AAAGGGHHH

I'm... going to say Link because I don't know who the former is but I feel like it's from Skyrim.

...What.

I'm having Internet problems that have drained all the fun out of me.

I read that as "snuggle with exams" at first.

Why not both?

*Mexican fiesta music plays*

I know who Marilyn Manson is. I don't like his music, but I know who he is.

What?

WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO

FUNKYTOWN

The WBC should protest your mom. She's way too FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. *goes offline*

Rarity. Because she's AWESOME.

Suited for Success.

Obviously, you've drowned someone's goldfish.

We're not in Gen 3 land anymore.

No.

I don't care if TDF won't get on Skype or whatever, I am NOT your messenger pigeon.

MINNIE MOUSE

IT HUNGERS FOR MORE