What.

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Pepsi, fool.

A political debate.

Tiarawhy.

Because you touch yourself at night.

I steal it from unsuspecting teenagers as they're leaving Starbucks.

"Gallade, why are you so impossibly mind-blowingly awesome?"

Is that what you're going by now?

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ANTONY!!!

Iron Man 2.

Dogs.

I dunno. I hate Twinkies.

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Some say it depends on three factors: the woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood, the woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood, and the woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.

Doctor Who.

Am I just eventually going to get a question saying, "If you had to snort an illegal drug, what would you snort?"

Yes, I would.

You're shooting, and you're doing it in a first-person perspective.

Are we going to rape it?

Well, now... that's the question.