lol the tags

"food likes mcdonalds"

LIES
NO ONE LIKES MCDONALDS

it touched chuck norris

Well, I've never told anyone this...

When I die I want whatever parts of my body donated to science research. Then I'll want the rest of my body cremated. Half of my ashes will be thrown into the sea and the other half buried in a meadow or forest of some sort.

It would be so cool if my ashes were in soil. Can you imagine that? I'd be planted in the ground with a plant. A part of me would be in a beautiful birch or cedar tree. It'd grow tall and live through winter and fall; summer and spring.

Just the thought of helping a tree grow is... wow. I would be a part of something beautiful and so important.

LOL IM SO WEIRD
THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT IN MY SPARE TIME WTF

THINGS WRONG WITH SCHOOL:

- Suddenly I'm good at my worst subjects (math, gym)
- Suddenly I hate my favourite subjects (english, science)
- I'm extremely insecure now.
- I don't raise my hand in class because I'm afraid I might be wrong. All the time.
- I've lost my funny. My humour. The only thing I have.
- I cried yesterday night. This is really hard for me. I know, I'm overreacting.
- I don't know anyone at my new school.
- I have so much science homework already...
- My english teacher is a fucking fairy half the time.
- My french teacher is kind of a religious tight ass. I'm worried if I tell him I'm atheist he'll lower my grade or something.
- I completely forgot how to talk to people.
- My confidence is gone. Poof. Abracadabra. It just disappeared.

FML
i had to rant
WHYY ME

it's going to take me 3 months to get comfortable

omg
its barbie

KILL IT WITH FIRE

the moment when your dad decides to put your iPod on speaker and it plays Marina and The Diamonds innocently

and then Sex Yeah and Bubblegum Bitch start blaring out

What's in YOUR fridge? ;))

me and my hand are going strong.

replying to questions from last year like a boss

A lot of my friends left and it's hard for me to get off my butt to make videos. I still like dolls and everything. I'm just too lazy. Most of my friends passed me in subscribers. It doesn't really bother me, it just means that I kind of let myself go. My relationship with my subscribers has deteriorated; I don't talk as much as I used to with them and vice versa. Really, it makes me sad. I'm no where near where I want to be and I can't stand the thought of leaving myself at this point. The idea of bringing my dolls out is exasperating in itself, let alone filming and editing a video.

I feel lost.

I feel so honored to be the new formspring. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Replacing formspring has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost, I would like to thank my parents, for being annoying, which has shaped me in ways unimaginable. I want to thank my friend Jordan, for being really skinny and always being there for me. I would also like to thank my microwave for surviving against all odds after that waffle incident this morning. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because it gives me the inspiration I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. <3

I can feel the calories I'm gaining just by looking at that photo

my life is complete

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