No, because they'd just die to save time.

I just had to look for the limo with the swimming pool and naked supermodels on top

I need no tools to assist my life.

I have a confession to make: Betus gave me an option, beat Battletoads or clean the garage. That's why the Battletoads race happened.

He made me clean the garage anyways because I used the Game Genie code.

He... he actually admitted it? He isn't ashamed anymore? Does that mean I can come home now dad?

Done

I'm quite partial to the Nocturne of Shadow.

I'd hire someone to install video cameras in the bedroom.

Must have been a hell of a dump!

Penis is good but only if it's mine. Vagina is totally finger lickin' good.

I didn't know you were there when we met!

DAMN IT TIM, WHAT THE FUCK?

...by the way, it isn't Mario Party 3. Nice try though.

I would say "Oh hey, it looks exactly like how I left it".

That's why the tagline on Ike's Subspace grave is this: "He fought for his friends. Too bad his friends were dicks."

It's called watching The Runaway Guys, I understand.

Alright, since you asked nicely, I'll slow down on the updates.

I'd have a harder time believing that he went to a school dance.

All I can see in my head is Oprah playing Mario Party:
"You get a star, YOU get a star, YOU GET A STAR, EVERYONE GETS A STAR!"

...when did I start asking myself questions?

Fuck, FINALLY someone figures it out! I've been dropping hints for years!