i would date you all. no that's not true. some of you are hideous. i would prob date some of you. but yeah. screw you, I'm not saying nothing! ......... But I'm kidding, you're all beautiful.... (in a very diplomatic, politically correct sort of way)

only if you come with. unless you're under 20. then stay the hell away

LOL

i think it's called friskee... wet. she won't eat dry. i have to take her to the vet

Pole dancing helps

he's Bengali. but not traditional he says.

say no homo. girl or a guy. doesn't matter. say it

DO I???

yeah. it'll be the next one. longer and wonderfuller

Lmao. yo oprah be acting up. I've been tweeting at her for a while asking her to do a collab. knock some sense into her, man. twitter.com/oprah

saoosooooon guy actually I am just taking the finals papers right now. so plz i need time, hanji?

I'm not sure. let's get married though. add me on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bilal.habib

play sports, watch them. tweet, write stuff, watch youtube videos, eat. text people, paint heavily exaggerated nude paintings of myself, shave my legs, shave my mom's legs, etc

you shoulda peed in my ear. that would woken me up! who the hell do i think i am. sleeping on you like that

i don't have a wall. but I'd "like" it and send you nudes.... of my neighbor

dylon dylon dylon dylon and dylon. cause he tweets hot fire

dafuqq?

mail him a letter of acceptance to the friend zone! or dress like a slob around him and tell him you have rabies!!