I would bend bullshit. It would be a useless skill, so I'd seldom use it.

The goal is to launch the series in January. There will be thirteen weekly installments.

Blastoise, probably. I lost track of the Pokémon types after Gold and Silver, which (in my opinion) are still the best entries in the series.

Most gaming video shows are reviews of games, be they old or new. There's not a lot talking about game design. That's an area I'm really interested in. I'd also like to see a Daily Show-esque take on the news - not just disseminating the news, but actively (where appropriate) mocking it, or picking it apart. I don't think this field *needs* a Jon Stewart type, per se, but if one appeared I'd watch the shit out of that show.

Chrome.

Contract a terrible illness through physical body contact.

Today I ate mostly M&Ms and drank mostly Sprite and chocolate milk. I'll let you be the judge of whether or not that's healthy.

All three of my parents have been very supportive of everything I've done, and have always been there for me through my highs and lows.

So, no.

Definitely not, and I'll fight anyone who claims otherwise.

Wait, no. That's combative, isn't it?

2008, probably. I got them for having a bad week. They were sent to my office, but I'd called in sick that day. Whoops!

Yes please.

I can say with absolute certainty, that would be a colossal waste of your employer's money.

I'm actually an atheist, so if I based Deadlong on what I think happens to a person when they die then it'd be a comic showing a corpse slowly decomposing over the period of four years. Not exactly a laff riot.

The boy has a name, yes.

Things are going great! I have a job I love with people I enjoy spending time with, I'm paying bills again, and although things have been quiet publicly PortsCenter has been very silently creeping further towards production behind the scenes.

Also other things are happening that I can't talk about. It's all very awesome.

McRib.

Probably a collection of vowels strung together with Ms and Brbrbs.

Yep, with a horrible specificity. I have lucid dreams as often as not these days too, though I don't remember them quite as frequently.

Amorphous.

I climbed into a hole and I stayed there for ever.