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    1. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 3 Jun 11

      why is your cum so frothy?

      wtf

    2. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 11 May 11

      you have a nice penis

      oh

    3. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 29 Jan 11

      you fancy huh you fancy?

      fancy what?

    4. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth responded to daniellalehlulo 29 Jan 11

      come fly with come lets fly lets fly away

      i am in july!

    5. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth responded to daniellalehlulo 14 Jan 11

      hi benjamin

      hi! and i'm already your friend, silly!

    6. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 8 Dec 10

      if you had the point-of-view gun from Deep Thought, who would you shoot with it?

      Myself.

    7. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 24 Nov 10

      One more day 'till I get my revenge.

      wat

    8. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 19 Oct 10

      I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong

      big booty bitches

    9. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 15 Oct 10

      oh, you touch my tralala, mmm... my ding ding dong

      illogical

    10. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 14 Oct 10

      How about a little Puck?

      A puck??

    11. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 14 Oct 10

      Would you like a pet peacock?

      Hmm, nope. I want a pet.. monkey. :D a little one.

    12. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 14 Oct 10

      poo pee? wow, you're so mature. let's make love.

      i am mature. :( and ok.

    13. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question!

      Poo pee or not poo pee, that could also be the question.

    14. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?

      Ye.

    15. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?

      Thy penis, fair lady.

    16. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?

      Yes.

    17. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

      I'd hold your body against me if that counts.

    18. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?

      No, a wooden one.

    19. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      Smell my feet!

      Smell my face.

    20. Ben Howarth
      BenHowarth 13 Oct 10

      http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001700714088 Add this shit yo.

      k!

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