Voldemort...How do I begin to explain Voldemort? Voldemort is Flawless, I hear his hair is insured for 10,000 Galleons. I hear he does Car Commercials...In Japan. His favourite movie is She's All That. One time he crucio'd me. It was awesome.
Voldemort is indeed the most wonderful being, deary. And how do you know of him so well? Only his most faithful know about him the way you do. Maybe you're pure-blooded, mhm? Good day to you, darling. I will tell Voldemort of your presence amongst us Death Eaters, There may be a spot available for you.
Bellatrix Lestrange
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