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    1. JJ Demon

      What is your idea of a romantic evening?

      A slow, sensual back alley rape where she sticks a sock in my mouth so not even Jesus can hear me scream. And flowers.

    2. JJ Demon

      What do you prefer, eating salsa or dancing it?

      I like to smear salsa all over my naked body. Mild only, for obvious reasons.

    3. JJ Demon

      anybody who hates on you can suck on my non-existent dick :)

      Sounds sexual. They can also eat my phantom vagina.

    4. JJ Demon

      Do you ever give V.I.P. passes to your shows?

      Yeah. Then we lead those people through a series of doors that eventually opens up to a giant alligator pit. If we don't feed the 'gators, they won't tell us what to write songs about. 0_o

    5. JJ Demon

      i miss my anons! entertaiiin me! (;

      get on http://www.stickam.com/jjdemon in an hour and I'll entertain the fock out of you. My stickams are legendary. <3

    6. JJ Demon

      HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS JJ DEMON KID ? HES RAD.

      I heard he's got a new album coming out called LIVE Backwards on September 6 and it's gonna be FREE. What a nice guy. I think he's gay though.

    7. JJ Demon

      Will you tell me a short story about an ostrich? Please?

      There once was an Ostrich named Basket...

    8. JJ Demon

      I know you believe that after death is nothingness, but have you ever thought that maybe there's a small chance that maybe there is a God and it might be better to be prepared and find out there is no God, than to find out there is a God and not believe?

      I refuse to believe in god "just in case". Like an insurance plan for the afterlife. If that's why you're following a faith you need a reality check. You don't really believe. You're pretending to because you're scared. The bible says you have to HAVE faith, not that you have to act like you have faith. If he is real and the faith isn't real in your heart, you're fucked anyway. Just get real and live free of that shit. It's a prison built on shame and lies for the purpose of controlling you. Open you eyes. Look around you. It's all an illusion.

    9. JJ Demon

      You need to get some merch, like now. :) Please and thanks!

      I'm on it, boss!

    10. JJ Demon

      You mister, are super sexy. If I weren't a minor I'd molest you. Juuuust saying <3

      Reverse pedophilia. Now THAT'S getting weird.

    11. JJ Demon

      I'm not against gay marriage. I just think it should be done by the state and not in the church. Priests shouldn't be forced by law to go against their beliefs and marry two men or two women.

      They're not. haha. A priest can turn down ANY marriage he wants. It's not the LAW that priests have to perform weddings. It's usually not a priest, it's a reverend or a decon or some shit. See? This is how little people actually know about these things. Republicans keep the public stupid so we vote for them. A man of the clothe doesn't have to accept any request to marry people.

    12. JJ Demon

      I spit I Shit I pee Im Gee. What you think?

      Those are the single ILLEST rhymes I've ever seen in my life...I'm fucking blown away. I QUIT! I'm turning in my microphone. TAKE IT! The crown is yours! I can't compete!

    13. JJ Demon

      What're the lyrics to "Get Weird"?

      HELLO! it's the part where I sing you a sad song with a broad playing the cello.
      people keep quivering, raspberry Jell-o, deliver rigorous flows...I rip it like Velcro
      For WHom The Bell Tolls. I'm Quasimoto with a Kamikaze flow though I'm global just like a cell phone
      soon to be well known, fresh out the hell hole, STOP! let me pick it up before it even drops...
      they do me like I'm shooting a movie, I get the props... for properly fucking the party up as if it's the cops...
      but the opposite, poppin the propaganda apocalypse, ZINGER, licking your finger and sticking it where the socket is
      H-E double hockey sticks, aiming at the goalie, giving the kids a new definition of getting holy
      guacamole with cheese, I dip like chips, write murder on my mouth now read my lips...

      chorus:
      Let's go for a ride....
      All my life I been different
      keeping it 110
      percent real. you feel me? get lifted
      yeah.. but then again...
      we like to Get Weird
      Get Weird
      and when they see us the lames they get scared
      so Get Weird
      Get Weird
      I just wanted to make 1 thing clear and that's to Get Weird

      Yo! I'm in my motherfucking bag, you been lame as ever since the night your mother fucked your dad
      I'm rad. the girls are eternally giving head and I love brains, it's like the Return of the Living Dead
      poppin like every kernel my journal is fulla red, my raps written in blood will murder you in your bed
      instead of composing one of Motzart's pieces I'm chillin in Hell and sending a postcard to Jesus...
      CHRIST! where the fuck's your will to be weird? you're in the garden of Eden still you'd kill to be here
      I'm under a bloody sky watchin Philly appear, me and Greazy will kill it filthy til we're millionaires
      blast it. swagtastic, throw in the towel, got em floating, feeling salty like a sodium cloud
      the macaroni jabroni from the opium town, see me politicking, I stay behind the podium now, clowns....

      chorus.

      all my life I been different.
      lt me know if you feel the same way
      we could get ill get ill like a sickness
      fuck what all the lamesters say!

      chorus.

      <3

    14. JJ Demon

      I need a hug =\ can I get a hug?

      *hugs* No.

    15. JJ Demon

      do u think i could pull off being a floating hotdog? (im bored and felt like asking a really silly question)

      You certainly have the buns for it. OH! See what I did there? :D I'm super lame...

    16. JJ Demon
      jjdemon responded to fafoma 25 Aug 11

      Hello .... How do I know I have become your friend

      Boner?

    17. JJ Demon
      jjdemon responded to jeesbemis 24 Aug 11

      i cant get over how amazing get weird is <3 jj your a genius!

      That's a compliment I'll NEVER get tired of. <3

    18. JJ Demon

      Who is your favorite Jersey Shore Character??

      Die.