Spiderman is the most Emo superhero. Perhaps if the other two cried more I'd like them more.

You are quirky as heck. I use you as a gauge when I'm about to do something very quirky, like buy six 2 liter bottles of lemonade. I think 'What Would Omar Do?'. Then, once I have an answer, I go for it.

Hunter S. Thompson. That guy was rad (at least his writing was).

Mirrors don't work for me because I'm anonymous

Lemons are the best because when life gives you lemons you can make lemonade. Limeade is the single most pathetic thing you could ever experience in your entire life. If I could I'd banish Limeade to the depths of hell.

Only if everybody else was doing it.

I think I'll trust you. You've been the only one giving me feedback about this momentous change. Hopefully I can sell 'one' T-shirt before the end of the summer. That's my goal.

http://www.cafepress.com/beachsloths
I have started in earnest with a store. Here's where you can give me suggestions if you'd like:
http://beachsloth.blogspot.com/2012/05/beach-sloth-t-shirts.html
I am new to the T-shirt game. Sorry for the slow response.

If lesbian seagulls can find happiness so can a Miami Dolphin. I suggest the Miami Dolphin star on CSI: Miami with the Who at full blast. The dolphin can solve the case of the hot dog choker. Not going to give away the plot, let’s just say that there’s a crazy religious fundamentalist killing off elderly New Yorkers by making them choke on Nathan’s famous frankfurters.

I had this problem before back when I had Netflix and money. Last.fm is my jam. When I want to feel like I’m cooler than other people I go to my Last.fm. Then I compare my charts with my friends. I send them messages telling them sarcastic things like ‘Cool pick of Bright Eyes. I didn’t know it was still 2002 – 2005. Guess you learned what Cher always wanted to do – to turn back time.’ I have a simple hint to help sync up Netflix and Last.fm. First go to your computer control panel. Next turn on your music or media player and throw in the Netflix website in that shit. Your media player will process it for about two minutes before a message will come up saying either ‘alt’ or ‘non-alt’. If it says ‘non-alt’ you’ll never be able to sync them up. I’m sorry but technology thinks you’re not cool enough. Eat some candy in the morning followed by roasted seaweed and you should be ok. If it says ‘alt’ you’re done after doing five jumping jacks, getting a dog and heating up a can of low-sodium tomato soup using only your mind.

I think the radars will win the Super Bowl. Heck, the radars detected enemy ships during World War II. They also can detect submarines at the bottom of the sea. If they can do that I think they can win some measly game against some Wisconsin cheese eaters.

I don't own a Television so I'm going to say yes.

I am the mother of the party. I give birth to the party through my slothy hips.

LOL at my life.

I've created my entire online persona around the concept of being awkward. So I'd say yes.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. That doesn't benefit me in the slightest. So I'd have to go with cone.

I careen out of control on a regular basis but I never seen to get any retribution for it. I'm not even clumsy when it comes to typing. When people hear me typing they think I'm trying to kill my laptop. Which isn't true at all. My laptop will die a natural death.

Freaks and Geeks

I usually listen to Azure Ray when I am feeling really sad. I am currently listening to Azure Ray.

Thank you for asking me this question. It means a lot to me. Maybe you accidentally asked everyone but I am glad to be a part of everyone.