DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT TO DO, USELESS FLESHLING! Ugh...fine, but only because you're actually kind of cool for a human....robot....whatever you are. Anyway, give me a nanoklik...

http://ask.fm/BayStarscream

There. Happy? It's hardly functional, at this time, but it'll be up and running WHEN I FEEL LIKE GETTING AROUND TO IT SO NYEH~ >:V

Ack, must I really follow? I'm tired of dealing with treacherous counterparts, human brats, grotesque living planets, meddlesome mooses, and green demon anteater/elephant things! All I want to do now is retire in peace away from all the clueless numbskulls who've always caused me nothing but misery and woe. ...It's not like anyone would miss me, anyway... :(

I wasn't asking -YOU-, Anon!! Now stop interrupting!

Hey, Sprocket, are you and Arcee still being held captive by Chain Chomp Megatron? I still need to save you, right? In fact, am I still even on the Nemesis with you guys? It's been so long, and I've been seriously overdoing it on the energon lately....

Drop. Dead. Sexy.

Being loved by all. I can't imagine what I've been doing wrong this whole time. <:/

All throughout history it's been said that you should keep your friends close, and your enemies closer, and luckily I have more enemies than I can count!

Back when I was studying at Polyhex Academy, I ruled over all the nerds, preppies, jocks, and greasers with an iron fist! Really...! ....Okay, so that might have been a video game I saw Jack and Miko playing a long time ago, so sue me! No, in reality, I was too cool for school.

Whichever has as few humans as possible. I'm looking for a quaint little desert island in Fiji where I will never again be pestered by brats, government agents, and scary mothers.

Saving Autobots from messes they keep getting themselves into. I've been on this ship for weeks trying to save Arcee and Ratchet. I'm no closer to getting them out of here now than I was then.

Well, I guess I'll go look for some more Vehicons and Insecticons to play Five Servo Filet with. Megatron and the other Decepticons are bound to release Arcee and Ratchet eventually without my interference, right? I mean, it's been at least four months since everything went to scrap and they haven't made a single move. How much longer do they plan to keep this stupidity up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epr1q_v2Bdg

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO PERSIST IN YOUR HAUNTING OF ME

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Ah, Sprocket. I see you haven't lost your twisted sense of humor.

A few months late, perhaps, but hey, it's a....really ugly little troll thing....wearing....undergarments. Err, thank you, Mystical Artist Man, it's just what I always....wanted....? Frankly, I'm just happy someone remembered to get me something for the holidays at all.

Sigh. Nothing ever changes around here. It's days like this I wish I had just remained a blind, armless corpse with a huge chuck of my cranium missing from a teeny tiny boomstick explosion caused by a useless spaz who somehow keeps dating girls who are millions of lightyears out of his league.

Snap? Because yes, I'm surely going to snap at any given moment now. All the stupidity I've encountered in this universe recently is driving me mad!