Be afraid, for a time will come when I own you all. Ask away~ ¬ᴗ¬

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      Eh, I don't know about that. You look like you could be easily distracted by a ball of yarn, or a laser light. ¬ᴗ¬

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      That twisted, stick in the mud Autodoof medic? Pffft. I would rather spend the next twenty eight years trapped inside your putrid exhaust port.

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      Well, I can see I've been missed quite a lot while I've been away looking for MacGuffins in Fiji, Komodo, the Matterhorn, and Denali. ¬__¬

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      I despise moons. What have moons ever done for me? Nothing! We should have just left Sentinel Prime to rust on the Earth's moon. Maybe then Earth and Cybertron would have been ours. That, or we would have still lost to the Autobots anyway....

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      I thought you were chained up and locked away in the spiritual realm of eternal agony and suffering?

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      Yes, I think I do. Why do you ask? Are you going to shove boomsticks in my eyes and blind me?! Get away from me, you squishy savage! Back! Back, I say!

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      Absolutely not! It's bad enough that -human beings- can talk as it is.

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      My best guess is literally anywhere on Earth? Seriously, every week the Autodoofs find some MacGuffin hidden somewhere in Greece or Manhattan or the Arctic Circle! Why, there's probably one right next to you hidden inside that tree!

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      Well. I guess I'll need a new leg from now on, lest I walk around with a mangled, gunk-covered stub for the rest of my life cycle. e____e

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Starscream

Rethinking my life in Primavera Jasper, Nevada.

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Starscream’s Bio

After Megatron's last great failure in Chicago that cost me my spark, I was promptly resurrected and given a new lease on life, and now I spend my days living with some unexpected allies in the Aligned Universe. It....has it's pros and cons. ⌐⌐

Wants Questions About

  • Requiem is part feline??
  • Doofasaurus Req
  • Doritos are awful
  • The horrors of feet
  • The Evils of Birds

Who made Starscream smile

  • Arcee
  • Starscream
  • Navaliok Torvakus
  • Sari
  • ♪♥Requiem♥♪
  • DJW
  • Miko Nakadai
  • Galvatron, Lord of Cybertron
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
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Who Starscream responded to

  • Hunter Guy
  • Navaliok Torvakus
  • UNICRON TROLOLOL
  • Ionia
  • Diode
  • Jetfire
  • Velka
  • DJW
  • The Fallen
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Who Starscream is following

  • TOXITRON
  • Sideswipe
  • Scalpel
  • Flatline
  • Rodimus Prime
  • Wreck-Gar
  • Strika
  • Eruvyreth Esrom
  • Blurr
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Who is following Starscream

  • Ratchet
  • Juliet Velocity
  • Vogel
  • Lord Yuna
  • TOXITRON
  • Slipstream
  • High Overseer Navaliok Torvakus
  • Cleric Loran
  • Jar Jar Binks
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