Too many. God damn. I only wear a couple of pairs of them too. I bought a pair from my old store a while back and they fucked up in the knees almost immediately due to poorly executed distressing by St Sanchez.

Fuck yeah. Who wants to take me?

Too many! There are a few amazing Lydia love songs though.

Why does anyone?

They were pretty much the most painful experience of my life.
Healing they were less painful than my hip piercings... Success rate for surface piercings in clavicles is not great if you're a chick and you wear a bra/necklaces/long hair, as they get caught a lot and that made it near impossible for them to heal. Getting them taken out once they were infected was pretty bad, even with anaesthetic.

no

Then you should meet me in real life, since I'm hardly just "all that makeup and hair dye". I smile with those who make me feel comfortable with the REAL Heidi.

Triggers my anger reflex.

That's not a question, paedophile.

George who???

I've considered it.

yes.

maybe one day

no

Use your imagination.

Haha yup.

Then fuck yes I would... Unless it was a sexual wedgie.

Jim Carrey, Cillian Murphy, Justin Long, Emily Browning.

Why am I kneeing him in the balls to start with?

sleep, cuddle animals, get off.