I have a limited number of thoughts in my head, and I'm not allocating any of them to Justin Bieber.

The Wizard of Ahhhhhs

Borrow money from the Yeti and he'll always be one step behind you until you pay him back.

My heart is full and my wallet is empty.

To the re-tail store

I usually take my coffee when the Starbucks clerk is looking the other way.

Ask me tomorrow.

You've given me a brain cramp, but I think there's an organization for successful failures, and it's called the US Congress.

Wasn't this the motto of Dr. Frankenstein?

Please let me know if you need any photos for the chapter about me.

I've got a scale in my bathroom that makes objects larger than they appear.

I would expect you to be more interested in whether "All Inclusive" includes a lawyer.

He does. Her name is Jane.

San Francisco to visit Formspring International Headquarters.

I've had dinner at John's Grill in SF, one of Spades' favorite restaurants, and I have the Maltese Falcon keepsake cocktail glass to prove it! I also have an airtight alibi, just in case anybody else turns up with a case of lead poisoning.

Well, you're half right.

UNINSURED

You seem to question the veracity of the statement, but there really was a man and he was from Nantucket.

It has never ruined my day, but it constantly suppresses my superhero ability to fly.

Maybe it's like your pillow and it should be flipped over now and then, especially in the summer, so you can enjoy the fresher, cooler side.