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"Dilbert" is always a favorite.
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I can't remember, so I must have celebrated it mindlessly, probably with reckless abandon.
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The person who installed the telescope.
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It has never ruined my day, but it constantly suppresses my superhero ability to fly.
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Early and ready.
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I think it's the bending of my elbows that makes me a floppy mess.
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I don't think without a contract.
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My idea is to focus on publicity now, and advertising later.
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Trust God and cross your fingers.
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Because once they align the hole in the back end of the furscape, everything else falls into place.
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I don't think there are any two bands that are currently together. They're always breaking up or picking up new players, so I'll go with "Kids Eat Free" and "The Smash Band."
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I don't have any idols. I'm very difficult to impress.
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Yeah. Call it the Global Spring.
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It's all going on, dude.
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Since the beginning of our country, legislators at the local, state, and federal levels have felt compelled to write new laws in order to justify their jobs, so I'm pretty sure that it is now impossible to be alive in America without breaking several laws each day. I would like a blanket pardon that would protect me from intrusive, unnecessary, "nanny state" laws.
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When, oh WHEN, will they find the lawyer-eating fungi?!
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I have no pet, so I don't obliged to work on anything. It's just one more rationalization for my lack of motivation.
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Inner-tubing on Sugar Creek without sunscreen. I should have been hospitalized for that stunt, but I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor. (I see that Brother Bill had a similar experience. We have the same defective gene.)
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Bob Sanders
Cortland, NY
Bob Sanders’s Bio
Old enough to know better, young enough to take a chance.













































