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I don't care so much about privacy to have 2 seperate ones now.

Is that an anagram? Palindrome? NO?!
Christ, what's everybody smoking lately seriously xD

ANYWAY *whips out uzi to save giraffes*

I'm trying to find an anagram of some sort in this and failing.
What are you smoking child?

Yayy! ^^ I'm not gonna have any new sink updates for a while xD I haven't had anything in the house for days now >.<

Hmmm... Yes I think it was xD It was deifnitely a turkey in SOMEONE'S sink. Ask her?! :)

Yeah it is. It'll never be the same as the first sink findings.. Which I actually can't remember >.< I remember it being epic though.

Floating bits of scrambled egg, one of those scratchy things you clean pans with which seems to be coated in something that smells like caramel, two mugs, a pan and some cutlery :')

A T-bone steak or grilled chicken?
Mmmm. If I had to pick one it'd have to be chicken. Only meat I sometimes like.

Oh god this is easy.
Nobody compares to my mum.

Oh god this is easy.
Nobody compares to my mum.

A zookeeper (H) Until my mum told me it would never happen.

Something about being Ganondorf and running away from whatever it is that's his special move on Super Smash Bros Brawl. Kept hurting myself on spikes ):

When the plane was experiencing massive turbulance and the cabin crew were screaming. I cried a lot.
OR
When the plane was going up and going "WUH WUH WUH WUH WUH WUH" Then when we started to level out it went "BZZZTTT" and then went silent but it still felt like we were levelling out and almost starting to point down. I thought I was going to die then, and everyone looked at each other.

I honestly couldn't give two shits D:

Well, penguins are much cooler. So, underwater (Y)

Oh god this is easy.
Nobody compares to my mum.

Mr Hughes for English probably. He's amazing. He saved me on my poetry before the exam, I actually understood English when I had him, and he was really down to earth.
I would of said Mr Swain but he spends most of the time slagging off the idiots. While that is very funny, it doesn't help with my maths.

I don't think so... Like, the brain dies, heart dies, you die, right?
I find it hard to believe, but I suppose I'm in no place to rule it out.

No.

Rap, seriously auto-tuned pop music, dance etc.