Ask me anything except fire questions.

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      Oh shit I thought you be ded, nigga.

      How you doin'.

    5. Azathoth

      Yes. Some people have a rape fetish. It's still not consensual sex, but they enjoy it.

      Like you, for example.

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      A second family.

      A really fucking dysfunctional and homoerotic second family. We have pet corpses and our neighbors don't like us.

      I have no idea why.

      Also, there are a couple people in the mumble that I do not like, and I make that fact as obvious as possible.

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      Sucks at Counter Strike. Will never be as good as zee and Azathoth.

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      For a lot of reasons I'd rather not discuss on FormSpring.

      So for now, I'll leave it as "Because it's funny".

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      You fuck horses.

      Take your pick about whether or not that is your best or worst quality.

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      Best: I'm good at making people laugh.
      Worst: I have no motivation to do anything. Ever.

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      I'd say the mumble name calling thing, but that's been beaten to death at this point. I'll just go with after I apologized for my asshattery, and you responded, I figured I'd throw in a "peace offering" and sent you my Skype, which you completely ignored.

      Also, you come across as arrogant to me. Not so much now, because you don't post anymore.

      Alsoalso, several arguments you've been in across the forums looked to me like you were defending a lost cause without end. (Example, the one where that girl who "lol'd" at her baby dying was denying any emotional connection to the baby, or equating flaming to rape) Not sure why that bothers me, but meh. I guess I'd call that stubbornness, but I'm rambling.

      That's pretty much it.

      /rant

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      4 dysfunctional human beings and 2 retarded cats.

      Extended family is kind of big, I meet people I never knew I was related to every year.

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      I have an idea.

      I'll rape you, and give you so many laxatives, you will shit out either a baby, your intestines, or both.

Azathoth’s Bio

Just a guy who likes to fuck around, play games, fap, and I'm getting in to C++. Also, feel free to ask for teh Skypez n stuf.