oops i deleted it on accident. I'll make a better one.

Shrek woke up one day and found a keyblade in his hand, it was an ogre keyblade. Soon donkey came through the door and he had a staff and said said SHREK THESE WEAPONS CAME OUDDA NOWHAR and shrek was like DONKEH GE OUT OF MAH SWAMP but then Sephiroth showed up and challenged Shrek to a duel and Shrek said SUre ok but if i win you gotta leave my swamp. And then Donkey casted Blizzard magic to Sephiroth and Shrek used the skill OGRE SLASH but sephiroth was strong so it didnt do anything. Then Shrek farted on Sephiroth and he died so shrek one and pointed his keyblade at the sky and locked everyone from coming to his swamp and donkey say GOOD JOB SHREK but shrek threw him out and then took a shower in mud because that was my favorite scene and then ate dinner and then pulled ear wax out of his ear to make a candle and went to bed.