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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood..
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Only if you paid cash in advance.
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Eternal torture and the threat thereof. Kind of self referential, I know.
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Procrastination. I don't have time to explain why. I'll get back to you later on that.
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I think you should go for the sports bar. It's cheaper and the girls at the strip club only pretend to like you for the tips.
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No, the question is: How would YOU help ME take over the world?
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I blog on wordpress. My blog is Gotta Stop Killin...Maybe Not. http://assassingrl.wordpress.com/ . I also have a tumbler: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/assassingrl which I sometimes use on the fly for thoughts too long for twitter.
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I guess I'd have to wear earplugs and hang out with the Tea Party where I could find some peace and quiet.
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Which of the voices have you been talking to?
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Because they are naive, not stupid.
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Because we keep electing douchnozzles to govern us.
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So they won't be mistaken for Sarah Palin. You Betcha!
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Probably just the lizards that my dog keeps grabbing when she goes outside.
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I'd pay $5 for the power to turn teabaggers into blithering baboons. Oh, wait, they already are blithering baboons...never mind.
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So what's your question Vamp-Lover?
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The Tea Party. (No... they are not people. They have a lower combined IQ than a rock, so they are not conscious beings)
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I do not believe in the supernatural....except for zombies (how else can you explain Michele Bachmann?)
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Assassin Girl’s Bio
I used to rule the world...still do sometimes.
