Easy. If they are attractive and into you. Bang them.

How do you think I like it? ;D

BWahahahahaha. Muggle.

A mongoose, of course.

Nope.

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1. I am the sexiest man you'll ever know. My drink of choice is whiskey. I like women with great bodies. I am self employed. I am awesome. I like sea creatures. If you're vanilla, I won't even look at you because you don't deserved to be looked at. We should bang, right now, because I said so. I like furniture.
2. STRENGTHS: Awesome in bed, expert duelist, never get caught, trained with muggle weapons, can procure any amount of any potion, I get shit done, I'm better than the next guy
WEAKNESSES: None
3.

WHAT THE FUCK. I DO NOT WANT TO APPLY FOR A BLOODY QUIDDITCH JOB. PISS OFF, FREAKY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Bo2pX8kvI&feature=related

Ah! Lovely lady! I do hope you're enjoying your afterlife. Such a shame that you died before we could get freaky with one another. And as for my /reservation/ in the ninth circle, you don't have to remind me. It's not new news. Ravilla and I are already on great terms with the big guy down there. And we'll be packing mittens and scarves and packets of hot chocolate. I think we'll have a swell time. We'll crawl up and visit you some time, I'm sure. ;D Kisses.

Play

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Now, I don't cross dress often, when I do, it's usually to piss her off. As such, I am partial to that silver evening gown of hers with the white-fur collar. Go big or go home, eh?

But my favorite game is to wear one of her corsets. Good fun if she undresses me and then gets terribly mad because she realizes where I've been snooping, you know?

Turquoise.

When I god damn feel like it.

Good business, baby. That's what makes for a better time in the bedroom.

What kind of fucking question is that?

Failing.