YES. All of them. Oh, what's the best? Hmmm....French toast hands down =9

No, not really =x Too big to really do much...

*looks through the box of receipts from this week and counts them up* Seems I've stuffed myself with cheeseburgers mostly lately... LOVE them. But I like a handful of different things =9

Sometimes. I just wing it most of the time. ....which is why some formulas get botched when I'm mixing stuff up. it's also why I always have a few shirts and pants that are too small. ...because, I MUST have misread the label. Yeah, that has to be it...

SWEET! Always~<3

I think it's just a spooky coincidence. .....but you should check your room for hidden cameras JUST in case!

I'm pretty forgetful really.

BURGERS PLZ.

Ohhh the kind you sit down and just eat! That one is easy! I also like baseball even if I'm bad at it.

*sighing and poking at my fat belly* I've had so much over the years, my mouth no longer signs in what's being eaten to my memory. I just know I've drunk enough cream soda that could have filled a lake by now~

Depends... if I need to relax but wake up, mornings. But most of the time I like to shower at night and unwind.

FOOD. And belly rubs~ And soft things.

That's hard... Does this count as something that's already made, or hasn't been made? For made, I wish I invented cheese cake. I'm sure I would have an unlimited supply of them after it becomes a big hit and has lots of places making them =9

Phones. They can connect to whatever an' get an up-to-date reading. ...and my wrists can be all fat and I wouldn't loose my phone unlike a watch~

Shower. I tried bath once. Most of the water rose out of the tub when I laid down and then I found it was SO hard to get back out of it =x Also, hot water makes you expand apparently~ Showers aren't too much easier. Sometimes I need to really squeeze in there and my belly kind of hangs out at the right angle =<

Is...that a fat joke? I know my mom would get HUGE during the winter season. To curb her seasonal fattening, she moved south and west to the Botolokian desert. ....FUCK deserts~ As for if I have a large number of family members? No. I don't really count those people who happen to be related to me as "family". And I'm an only child.

Not really... My fingers seem to be too fat today =<

It depends on the situation. Tree grows near a house, gets hit by lightning, and crushes it? Coincidence. Me waking up on a Sunday and finding my hips are too wide to fit through the door? ....must have been for a reason =<

Anywhere I sit, I usually take up anywhere from one seat to three =X Guess the middle or back~