Depends... if I need to relax but wake up, mornings. But most of the time I like to shower at night and unwind.

FOOD. And belly rubs~ And soft things.

That's hard... Does this count as something that's already made, or hasn't been made? For made, I wish I invented cheese cake. I'm sure I would have an unlimited supply of them after it becomes a big hit and has lots of places making them =9

Phones. They can connect to whatever an' get an up-to-date reading. ...and my wrists can be all fat and I wouldn't loose my phone unlike a watch~

Shower. I tried bath once. Most of the water rose out of the tub when I laid down and then I found it was SO hard to get back out of it =x Also, hot water makes you expand apparently~ Showers aren't too much easier. Sometimes I need to really squeeze in there and my belly kind of hangs out at the right angle =<

Is...that a fat joke? I know my mom would get HUGE during the winter season. To curb her seasonal fattening, she moved south and west to the Botolokian desert. ....FUCK deserts~ As for if I have a large number of family members? No. I don't really count those people who happen to be related to me as "family". And I'm an only child.

Not really... My fingers seem to be too fat today =<

It depends on the situation. Tree grows near a house, gets hit by lightning, and crushes it? Coincidence. Me waking up on a Sunday and finding my hips are too wide to fit through the door? ....must have been for a reason =<

Anywhere I sit, I usually take up anywhere from one seat to three =X Guess the middle or back~

Ohhhh....That'd be a dandelion~

I don't know, panda things~

Seriously, I gues I'm wishing it was colder out. Or wasn't so dang humid here. AUGH!

ALWAYS extra cheese! You kiddin' me?!

Relax and feel full~

Of coarse I can! *flicking my fingers together, making only soft "thwup" sounds. The closest I could get would be clicking my dull nails together* ....does that count?

Nope, sorry, can't say that I have a profile on there.

Sexy food? Hahahaha~ Mostly food that you can use really! Whipped cream, nutella, syrup, honey... It's mostly the delicious, must-be-licked-up stuff~<3

On the rare chances I do go, yes I try to look my best. I know a collared shirt and crappy dress-work shoes aren't much, but if I could dapper up for the time spent, I really would ^^

I found a pair of pants that fit me! =D

I don't really have a song... No song for intimate times, no song for dancing... Yet I somehow have a food...... =x