Definitely NOT The Sex Act.

The Sex Act, of course.

Chop off part of your butt?

Newt Gingrich

Wrong. Their points are not convincing.

No.

Oh gosh, I've been a fangirl of the dark and spooky stuff since before I can remember... Hmm... When I was 4 or 5 and playing make believe with my brothers, I would always be the evil ninja and the Haunted Mansion was my favorite ride at Disney Land. My mother used to read me Edgar Allen Poe for bedtime stories and I would devour her old copies of Charles Addam's comic books when I was in first grade, and I was especially taken with the night on Bald Mountain sequence in Disney's Fantasia when I first saw it when I was 7.
As for Mensa, yup! I'm even currently serving a term as Treasurer on the Board of Directors for my local group.

Was I not clear enough in the video?? There is no one hotter than Goliath.

Aack! Chocolate Cake! Swimsuits! AMIRIGHT LADIES?

Never

Acceptable! Absolutely!

Thank you! It is actually a constellation, and I was named Orion because my father was an astronomer!

Happy!

I never write it down, I only whisper it into the ear of those that offend me most.

You don't recover from depression, you manage it.

To illustrate this, consider the words of Greg LeMond, American Cyclist and three-time winner of the Tour de France: "It never gets easier, you just go faster."

Yes! I like to do metal covers of EVERYTHING

Fake rib meat. Its drool worthy. It even has fake little fat pockets that taste and melt like fat on real meat.

This is only funny because I have 69 followers.

Uhhhhh well most people don't call 4pm morning but, like 20 minutes.