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      Ashluscombe 1 Jun 11

      When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

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      A mother-fucking Archaeologist hanging around Egypt!

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      Ashluscombe 2 Jun 10

      Ash, why do you have an answer for everything?

      Because I actually have a team of writers in house that constantly come up with material for me. It is the secret to my social success. My financial success is pretty terrible, likely because I have a staff of writers.

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      Ashluscombe 2 Jun 10

      When I brush my teeth at night, should I be putting the toothpaste on my toothbrush first and then running water over it, or should I run water over the toothbrush and then put the toothpaste on?

      I like the option of running water over the brush then applying the paste. I used to follow the other method, but once I tried this way my eyes were opened. Life made sense and colours seemed brighter, more vivid. I realised 'this is truly living'.

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      Ashluscombe 2 Jun 10

      Can you cut with big people's scissors?

      Yes, but sometimes I think I should still be supervised because I like the noise scissors make when the close, so I get excited and think of cutting more things to make more sounds.
      It snowballs, and I cut a lot of things. Which is not helpful as it creates mess, which then takes up my afternoon to clean.

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      Ashluscombe 2 Jun 10

      Hey Ash, how do you spell the following word: a) definately, or b) definitely?

      Definitely B! OH! I am finally getting my spellings down a bit better. No more special class room with the round circles of paper for me!

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      Ashluscombe 2 Jun 10

      My question is: if a dinosaur had sexy funtimes with a sloth, would the outcome of their doing it be considered an abomination. Also, what would that be like?

      Hmmm I would definately think it'd be an abomination, but considering my stance towards both Dinosaurs and Sloths I'd think it would be pretty rad (not the sexy funtimes part, I don't want to witness that).
      And I imagine the offspring would kind of have the will of a dinosaur with the cuteness of the sloth, so some kind of ambling meat eater that shuffles around looking for meals sleepy eyed. Hmmm I wonder about size though, could it still hand about in trees, would it need to? Further investigation is required!

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Hey dudes and ladies, feel free to ask whatever, I am not too fussed. Just please don't offended my delicate sensibilities.