I take a good deal of pride in my punctuality.
I'm always late regardless.

Maximum Spider!!

I shower when I need a shower.
You're such a flaming perv, Formspring.

My Little Pony?

No, for I do not particularly enjoy looking at that hideous thing on the other side.

He does have beautiful eyes, though...

People generally complain about my loud voice, yes. It along with my height are my only natural counters against my sheer unnoticeableness.

Cowboy Ninjas are the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
As for the Robot-Pirates... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRQxx66DPwc

Play

You limy bastard!

The pirates fail a spot check, and never see their next turn.

Dunno, let me take off these glasses of mine and check.

ohgog i csnt cee tge keyboars wwat is happninh

I am the white void.
I am the cold steel.
I am the just sword.

Yes. And we are currently all in such a dream. This question has yet to actually be asked.

I would wait out this timeline until the last moments of its existence. Then I would go a few years into the present's past, and use my knowledge of the worlds fate to undermine the building blocks of destruction and eventually claim the new timeline for myself as its new God.

What? What election? What results? I have no idea what you're talking about. Speak sense, man!

Skullgirls.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee-
I am happy.

Ponies??

Either way your NES is now forfeit.

That depends. You have a spare NES?