I'd rather take a picture. At least then I can delete them to feel better about myself.

I don't usually get calls, so I don't know. I'm very slow at doing anything on my phone, though.

Black

The Moon

The Right Honorable High King of Skyrim Vignar Sarface von Schadenfreude

Some redditor

Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, English, Spanish, Latin and a little German.

City

Peachy

Comedy, I think

When my ex-boyfriend (then, boyfriend) threatened to keep me from everyone and basically rule my life as a dictator. I broke up with him and cut contact, but I wish I would've just kicked his sorry ass.

Headwear

Neither, it's just a glass of water, realism.

My dog

At a modernist apartment, just me and him, with a vase full of Cola and a bowl of the most buttery popcorn you've ever seen.

Budget, as if that'll ever happen.

I don't know, but I wouldn't mind being shorter.

Shark tongue, and yes.

I don't work out

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