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A time without spammers.
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I don't have AIM, because of people like you. Sorry to burst your bubble, obvious spammer.
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Do you honestly expect me to go to some strange link I've never heard of before? That's just stupid. Go away.
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Formspring, Paper Money, and Formspring.
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One from when my face fell off, and another from when it was reattached.
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It's been a loong time. It's okay, but no real people have asked me any questions.
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"The biggest problems in life are no match for patience, kindness, and genocide."
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An infamous mortician.
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Probably Steve. Who is Steve, you ask? I don't know.
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Fencing in Outer Space
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"Join formspring.me now! It will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!"
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When are we presented with this type of choice in life? Never! Therefore, I choose invisibility.
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My profile on formspring.me
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[Insert witty pseudonym here.]
Somewhere
[Insert witty...’s Bio
Things sometimes are important, and in other cases they are not. Ask me questions. I'll keep my biography ambiguous.
![[Insert witty pseudonym here.]](http://files-cdn.formspring.me/profile/20100415/n4d95787bd64be_medium.jpg)

